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I think he went to Keith Harring High School...
I'm still waiting to find out what the worst movie of all time is GABE!
Is that "Neighbors" show ever going to come out?
Lizzy Caplan dating Matthew Perry is an abomination of nature.
LMFAO - "Hey, how's it going?" Hamm - "Yeah, thanks."
Yes. Usually you just send an intern to do it, though.
One time I Arli$$ed all over Anna Chlumsky in college, and she didn't even say hi to me. True story.
Polish seems to be winning...
I think the Videogum rulebook says that rape jokes are ok, but not rape-rape jokes.
If Mark Ruffalo had a contact lens with a small incision in it, he would be able to fit his penis... In The Cut.
The Kids Are Alright... with Mark Ruffalo's small penis.
You Can Count On Me... to have a small penis.
What did the guy on the right receive for winning the Bob Odenkirk look alike contest?
Hold on, he's the best, and he's a loose cannon? I was definitely not prepared for that juxtaposition of character traits. Next you're going to tell me he's really good-looking, but also kind of a jerk...
If the rapture comes on Kirk Cameron's birthday, who will be left behind... to eat those Subway subs?
Dr. Sleep is a pretty good title, but i think Mr. Coconuts would be a way better choice. Just sayin.
Watching that Madonna clip I was struck by the fact that none of the journalists asked her what is was like working with Chevy Chase on those "Vacation" movies.
"I love you way more than my ~real~ children. But don't tell them I told you that, okay?"
"Poor guy must fuck like dogshit." - Jazzy Jeff
For He's a Jolly Good Fellowship of the Ring
"Eli Roth, the multi-talented director, writer, producer and actor" - hahahahahahahaha
I don't see anything funny about an earnest little man dancing for a lady who obviously loves literal dance interpretation of song lyrics. Now will someone help me get his head out out of that yogurt cup?
I'll take the bait, "or is he just happy to PEE me" ...aaaand that should do it for me today.
Someone HAD to make this joke. Today that someone was me. Tomorrow? Maybe it's you...
I always thought that in England, "seasons" of television were called "lorries"?
Can I formally request that "Thumbs up, everybody. For rock 'n roll!" be my epitaph? I can? Awesome.
What do you expect, Skynet became self-aware last week. This week is Videogum's turn. That's why Gabe is in an underground facility in Arizona.
Not sure about the face in the first gif, but she is definitely showing us her "oh face" in the second one. Way to commit to the bit, Giff!
Steal Magnolias (from my neighbor's garden)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Cherry Blossoms
TWHS (that's what Hershlag said) #fertilitydoctorjokes