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oh, and speaking of jeffrey dahmer and the horrible things he did and how interesting the concepts of insanity and serial killing are and how interesting they are to discuss, i read this GREAT imagined monologue on mcsweeneys.net today. it was funny! http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/4spiderman.html
i actually do this...
You know he ATE his victims, right?
you can send it here: ilikemcsweeneysandtrytoslipthefactthatireaditintoconversationswithfriends@mcsweeneys.net
I'm getting Dahmer Fever.
This movie looks Mag-neato!
Captain America had a cool suit. I like the colors!
Best Pictire, Golden Globes 2012.
i am confused. is she british or is she not brititsh?
Garfield the cat sure is FU2ZY.
and Frattie Prince Jr.
She's All Rat starring Rathiel Lay Cook and Ratthew Lillard?
"This movie looks so cool, dog!" "Youre right, dog, it does look cool!"
little girl, i just want you to hear it from me: you ARE beautiful, no matter what they say! p.s. run!
the best part is, right as he ran off camera, i bet he bonked into another window. ETC.
there was a weird period in my life where i would fantasize about being the jonathan brandiz character in sidekicks. so, i would fantasize about being in sort of real-life, action movie scenarios with chuck norris, butsort of as myself, but i was also sort of jonathan brandis. WEIRD! but the imdb plot summary for sidekicks is great, so, EAT IT UP 'Barry is an asthmatic kid having trouble in life. He lives with his father, a computer programmer, in Texas. Barry is struggling to get by in life, dealing with his rough school life, bullies, as well as his health. Barry's only source of enjoyment is fantasizing that he is with Chuck Norris. Barry becomes sick of getting picked on by the bigger guys, and decides to learn karate, in hopes of one day meeting the great Chuck Norris'. Take out the first 2 sentences, and that was ME. NUTSHELL.
don't you do snl to promote, like, movies or tv show appearances to come? like, to announce a shining period of being in the forefront of peoples minds due to an intense saturation of ones' self in the media? not, say, to announce a quiet, ashamed period of quasi-stardom right after said 'shining period' (heh) and during the downward slope of your fame?
his assitant(s) did it
She works hard for the unobtanium, so hard for the unobtanium...
i don't know why, but this reminds me of pi. or, maybe one of those decimals with a line over the last digit. why?
jon stewart is a mensch. A MENSCH!!!
home alone, but i am 27 and have a one-bedroom in brooklyn.
Camp Anawanna was downright BORING before Adam Scott came along. Now I send my kids every summer. UUUUGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
The Office : Kelly 30 Rock : Jonathan Community : Abed Parks and Recreation : Tom
Ahaha. Relax. Homer, at Globex we don't believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!
I think my favorite sight gag is on the Cypress Creek promotional video where the homeless man turns into the mailbox. Maybe the best episode ever? Hard to say.
I love that Homer's only fear is, yes, SOCK PUPPETS... "Where?!?!?! AAHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!"
"There's something wrong here… Gasp! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies." "What's her problem?"
"But I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot." "And I keep telling YOU, you flyboys crack me up!"
Lisa! Never, ever stop in the middle of a hoedown!
I'm not wearing a tie at all.