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Sorry--I guess that's not quite fair, since this is just Tim. Anyway. I think this is my first trollish "it sucked" comment I've ever left. Nice. Ugh.
Yeah, T&E have been mailing it in recently from a really unpleasant place.
This guy is a TREASURE. Oh, my GOD! This GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH, AMIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trying to convince the person after me in line for the bathroom that I don't have a secret penis, it's just that there's no need to put the lid down if I'm just going to hover over the seat anyway, since it's a public bathroom and all. Nope, no secret penises in here!
CUTE DANGLIES, CUTE DANGLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUTE DANGLIES CUTE DANGLIES CUTE DAAAANGLIES!! CUTEDANGLIES!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAAANNNNGGGGLLLIEEEESSSSSSS
HAHAHAHA Gimme Summa Cumma from Quizno's University Perfect. Thank you!
No? Not related to a book they'd been reading? Huh. Well, what about I Know Why the Caged Bird Got Pee in its Mouth?
Hahahaha! Good job Gaaaaaaabe!
Great job, Julie! Also, Muppet Babies is dead on. Next episode there should be some adult figure who's only shown from the knees down, shepherding everyone to the club.
And then there's the alien from Signs.
True! And well put. Reminds me of this nightmare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXnDAPOxIKw
Well obviously this video is wince-worthy if you're not really into musical theater and showy, uncomfortable proposals involving a cast of middle-aged women in artifice-heavy places associated with children, but I guess there's something special and magical about proposals for me, awww, so I think twice before calling people gay just because they're prancing and singing. A lot of people prance and sing! That said, there's probably a 60% chance this is fake.
You know what? You all are jerks. If these people are in love and this is what they like to do, and this is how they do it, then good for them. It takes all kinds! Congratulations John and Erika!
YO THIS LITTLE GIRL IS WEIRD!
The one on the right looks more like a penis to me. Snow white and covered with crunchies.
Lindsay, you are a tremendously talented writer, and I have no doubt that SO MANY great things lie in store for you. Duh! You are The Best! You are The Best!