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He didn't actually tell a rape joke. His *character* in a *fictional show* told a rape joke, and the moral of the episode was ultimately that he was an asshole for it.
0 | 7/13/12 7:31 PM
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Also, LOL, pick up a DSM.
0 | 7/13/12 7:15 PM
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That was a joke ABOUT rape jokes, actually. It was a reference to something horrific Whoopie Goldberg said.
0 | 7/13/12 7:15 PM
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This is probably why you hate Daniel Tosh: http://jonathan-cunningham.tumblr.com/post/27128556858/in-2011-daniel-tosh-aired-an-actual-rape-on-his-show I apologize if someone posted that already. This thread is so long! Which probably means people are arguing about this. Which probably means UGH.
0 | 7/13/12 7:11 PM
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Ugh. What is this? Tom Cruise is a very rich, very handsome, very crazy person, and I demand to know all of his business AND look at puppies! I will not choose!
+15 | 7/9/12 5:46 PM
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I'm pretty sure that's an umbilical hernia :-/
0 | 7/8/12 5:32 PM
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No. NO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW. There is just no way that is biologically possible. I REFUSE.
0 | 7/8/12 5:26 PM
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You also have to make the tacos yourself, and you don't even get to mix all the different kinds of sodas together at the soda fountain afterwards.
0 | 7/8/12 5:24 PM
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Wait, I didn't actually make fun of anyone there. And now I only have one sentence left in which to do so! Dammit.
+1 | 7/8/12 5:21 PM
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I am an atheist who agrees with everyone that Gabe is a dumdum, but I'm still making fun of everyone who spent more than three sentences arguing about the existence of God on a pop culture/ web junk site.
-2 | 7/8/12 5:20 PM
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Agnostics are like people who say they're from 'Central Jersey'. THERE IS NO CENTRAL JERSEY. PICK A SIDE. GAWD (no pun intended.)
+2 | 7/8/12 5:19 PM
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I don't know anything about The Newsroom, but as long as it supplies me with GIFs of Sam Waterston yelling, I hope it remains on the air.
+1 | 6/29/12 8:35 PM
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Weird? This is a very normal boner for me!
+2 | 6/28/12 11:37 PM
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It really is unfair, especially considering that men never make women go all crazy with *their* sexiness because all women hate sex and only do it so that God doesn't send them to hell for not popping out enough babies.
+3 | 6/28/12 11:35 PM
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I'm counting on at least one of the girls to grow up to be a queer feminist porn star and at least two of the boys to be psychosexual serial killers. Or vice versa-- I'm not a misandrist, after all!
+4 | 6/28/12 11:33 PM
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Way to add a totally vital and also LAUGHTER KILLING detail to this story, you jerk! Just kidding. That's horrible D-:
+5 | 6/28/12 11:25 PM
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Oh god, I'm pretty sure I bumped into that guy the other day. Like, literally. I was exiting a deli in midtown and walked right into a giant Elmo. He was walking the same way I was, and at first I thought he was going to Times Square or something (you know, to do his job?) but it became clear after a little while that he was just wandering around. At the time I was all, "Ha. I love New York." But this is a good deal darker.
+5 | 6/26/12 3:26 PM
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You, sir, are a monster! For even thinking to compare Family Guy to 30 Rock! And I know you're a monster because I know you. Hey. It's me. What's up? (Is this inappropriate to do on a public forum?)
+2 | 6/21/12 1:09 AM
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Waitwaitwait. I was with you until you told me you wanted a monkey on your face. Kelly, have you already forgotten about that lady in Connecticut whose face was EATEN by a monkey? Don't do that!
0 | 6/21/12 1:02 AM
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This is spooky! I just started watching Twin Peaks on Sunday, when I drank a whole bottle of wine by myself and cued it up on Netflix. I ended my night around 3AM, right after having finished the third episode, aka the one with the first horrific dream sequence. I didn't sleep well! But I just finished watching, I think, S4E2, and I was just wondering, "How the fuck did this get on the air?" Also, I already spoiled it for myself by checking Wikipedia ('it' being the show and this article) , so, oh well.
+3 | 6/21/12 12:51 AM
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Argghh #9! No! Never let a rabbit play with an animal smaller than it is; its legs are powerful enough to cause internal bleeding without much effort. Rabbits should only be around other rabbits, or larger animals like full grown cats and dogs. Thus ends my Petting Zoo PSA.
+1 | 6/14/12 10:53 PM
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I don't know what this means, but I feel like it's something positive about the human condition. Bah.
0 | 5/25/12 4:15 AM
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"Anderson Cooper vs. the Human Barbie" sounds like a really awesome prog rock song.
+10 | 5/24/12 1:26 AM
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“A woman should never accept domestic abuse, and despite the complicated psychological makeup of many domestic abuse victims, we as women need to work harder to break those patterns and seek help..." Huh. Good thing she didn't say that guess that's outrageously victim-blame-y!
+1 | 5/22/12 8:58 PM
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The circle of life: let me show you it. (Why did I have to be the one to say that? How has no one else made this joke yet?!)
+1 | 5/22/12 8:55 PM
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That's definitely my new standard for douchey behavior. "Eh, I guess he's kind of a jerk, but it's not like he's anally raped any majestic animals recently, you know?"
+13 | 5/22/12 8:51 PM
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Bah I didn't mean to say that to you too. Now I'm VERY uncomfortable.
+2 | 5/22/12 1:53 PM
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"You can imagine my screech of delight when I found out that CouponCabin has a new mobile app. It combines two of my top favorite things – saving money and my iPhone!" I am imagining that screech, and it's making me very uncomfortable :-/
+1 | 5/22/12 1:52 PM
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The seasons are reversed in Austria? You guys should get that checked out. Doesn't sound normal.
0 | 5/22/12 1:49 PM
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I have some sympathy for her. I mean, I have a lot more sympathy for people with problems, myself included (can you have sympathy for yourself? sure, why not, you/we' are crazy) but I get why this would suck. The thing I do not have sympathy for is her insistence on saying this to a reporter. These are the things you write in your diary and share with your therapist and then refrain from bothering other people with. F'real.
+2 | 5/21/12 10:24 PM
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Replace 'Alison Brie' with 'Joel McHale' and 'jiggliest' with 'firmest-abs', and I sort of see where you're coming from! That place where good-looking stars are sexually attractive, right?
0 | 5/21/12 8:31 PM
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Networks don't really seem to have any problems working with sort of like assholes until their ratings go down. So I'm going to assume that there's a reason that NBC isn't bringing him back, and it's probably because they want to rework the show to make it more marketable so they can make more money. Or they have very high moral standards. One of those two.
0 | 5/21/12 8:28 PM
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I would just like to inform everyone that my girlfriend is definitely not a homophobe either, because I'm a lady too.
+1 | 5/21/12 8:21 PM
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I was really worried she might not have been fine with it. I guess that means everyone can say it now? Since the only person it *really* affects is okay with it? Guys?
+3 | 5/21/12 8:15 PM
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:-(
+7 | 5/1/12 8:02 PM
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Blargh! http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg19/scaled.php?server=19&filename=captioncon.jpg&res=landing
+5 | 5/1/12 8:01 PM
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Why didn't you guys choose the picture with the mom's doppelganger in it ?
+2 | 5/1/12 8:01 PM
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I was gonna say...
+1 | 4/27/12 10:49 PM
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Ha! I took that *EXACT* screenshot and made it my wallpaper, because it made my sexy bits tingle having Hamm and Baldwin looking at me that way at the same time. My roommates don't like my redecorating job that much, but then they're two straight dudes and a lesbian, so fuck 'em. (Yeah, yeah, you see what I did there.)
+2 | 4/27/12 10:32 PM
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I actually literally just thought, "Wait, where's the pee?" And then I remembered he sings songs too.
+12 | 4/10/12 5:21 PM
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