Yep, I second the nomination for Jones. It'd be an inspirational story. A young inner-city kid falls into the gang life, but manages to get out when he buys a warehouse for a dollar.
People are going to call the phone sex line because they aren't paying attention, and assuming they're all sequential. PAY ATTENTION MIDDLE AMERICA! Otherwise you have to talk to nasty girls.
It's also for people who lose their houses after the economy fails and have to live in their cars.
"The Stinger - Almost as much a condo as a car!"
Sad.
He should be a nightly desk-presence. Leno was lacking someone in the Ed McMahon role.
Hey, what's Ed McMahon doing nowadays, other than melting gold? Conan should get him.
He's the worst comedian. The worst one. I couldn't believe it when that Slate article actually seemed to like him. Unbelievable. Slate likes the worst.
This kinda reminded me of the old New England talent show, Community Auditions, even though the contestants tended to be a little older, like a low-rent Star Search.
You might recognize this famous comedienne: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlxW3jW_y8
That's exactly the way I think of it. Alien is one of the greatest horror films ever. And Aliens is one of the greatest action films ever. I think they're equally good.
Wait. So there's a show called Momma's Boys and another show called Daddy's Girls? Now how is NBC supposed to do a gender-switched spin-off, a la The Bachelor/Bachelorette?
Aww, Zooey is so adorable. Always.
And I like the Offspring. I can't mount a defense for them as a band, but they were my first concert, and I can still find things to like about them.
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