Bill O'Reilly is kind of a dick. I'm surprised people never talk about it...
Man when he said "...as-per-sions. Big word." I threw up in my mouth a little.
I apologize if I am over-exhausting this Lord of the Flies comparison, but we should totally put Passerstay's head on a stick as an offering to the beast. Becuase we have lost our innocence and are savages and whatnot.
My boyfriend (guy who pays for impounded car with pennies) got me this as a joke one time. I mean, I guess it was kind of funny, but it was Valentine's Day. But he's great you guys. So great.
I went to this party two days ago where this guy kept on talking about the AMAZING DEALS he got on all these Ed Hardy hats he got from ebay. He looked so much like this guy.
"im sur e you could walk up to any whore on any street they wont know who the fuck BC is. FUCK YOUUUUU!!!" and "I mean come on, if you are going to criticize music, you must be some fucking jew that listens to books on tape as enjoyment."
At first I thought you meant you wanted to get him a shirt with that picture on it. Which, wearing a shirt with a picture of yourself shirtless could totally become a new hipster fad. IRONY times thirty seven!
I nominate The Hottie and The Nottie. I think this movie falls under the Glitter/Crossroads school of movies, but it completely deserves it's place here. Paris Hilton plays the main character (Christabelle!). If you did this movie it would be my birthday AND christmas present this year.
Drederick Tatum from the Simpsons. "Oh, yes. Believe me, my? god if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it."
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