Yeah, it's fine to bring up the Nazis from 80 years ago, referencing a fun movie from 30 years ago is dumb because apparently Gabe has an ingrown pube today and is really grumpy.
I'd also like to point out that in most things the Nazi war machine doesn't matter to any of us if we're being honest, because it was almost 100 years ago (take a minute to realize how little I'm exaggerating that).
Sweet friggin' Christ, don't act like you even kinda care about the Nazi war machine in WWII or that you kinda still think it matters. Let's be honest, it doesn't really matter to you (not even kinda), so just stop it. Jesus, who are you? Glenn Beck? You're better than that, Gabe.
Seriously? That's from the show? You know, I work in a branch of emergency medical care that sees a lot of those consequences first hand and this show should fucking be ashamed of itself.
Yeah, I'm getting a strong KIDS vibe from this, except without the overwhelmingly depressing consequences (of which KIDS and real life have several for that kind of behavior). So basically it's KIDS (which is horrible) without it's only redeeming factor (which means it's the most horriblest).
As someone who has seen Kick-Ass and someone who has a job that involves providing care to people who are ill and injured, sometimes because of sick people doing violent things, I'd like to say that I hate that douchebag kid, but I'd rather see his douchebag face everywhere than have people getting cheap thrills from watching a video of a sick man do violent things to others and himself.
Can I still nominate "I Heart Huckabees"? I think they talk about President's Day or something at one point and as we all know that is a holiday. Also, the movie is a total piece of shit.
I just came back to say that this season has made me very happy in a sad kind of way that Freaks and Geeks was canceled after only one season before it could start sucking (and deep down we all know it would have).
Ugh. This played out more like Gwyneth Paltrow's mary sue fanfiction than an actual episode of a television show. I'm about done with this show. Off topic, I finally was able to watch last week's Community and Sarcastic Abed made me sad. When he was talking about all the feelings flying around that he can neither understand nor reciprocate it was like watching a robot whose only emotion is sadness from wanting to be human and knowing he never will be. I'm gonna go cry now.
As someone on the other end of the spectrum who was a bit of an outcast in school but still looked for someone below him to pick on so as to make himself feel better and figured the gay kid was an easy enough target and also because of the whole "not gay (maybe?), but still having weird urges to make out with dudes and rub parts of them on your face" situation some teenagers go through, I can appreciate this story too and I feel like kicking 16 year old me's ass for good measure.
Those garage door openers are for the house his wife kicked him out of. She changed the codes, but he's holding on to them for when she lets him back into her life like he knows she will.
Ugh, I'm gonna go to hell for this, but... I'd totally pay good money to watch the Jessica Alba lookin' girl make out with her sister. Not because it'd be really hot, but because I know she'd hate it.
This isn't a movie with a terrible performance. It's a years-long with one moment that you could argue was funny surrounded by crap. I think you're not giving the cast enough credit for how much input they have in the show (it's a lot) and how terrible they can make it.
I hate really hate to be "that nerd guy" guy, but did anyone else while watching Community think "Oh, just set off the sprinklers to lower the temperature and stop the zombies... LIKE IN FRICKIN' ALIENS!"
Also, I don't know what the hell I was expecitng from a giant can of $2, 12% alcohol, but they taste surprisingly horrible. I'd recommend sticking with the fruit punch flavor.
I plowed through two of those at my first Halloween party of the year. You can expect the night to take you to bad headaches, aching joints and fluorescent pee that smells like old hamburgers in the morning.
This year I was/am dressing up asBrand(on) from the Goonies. I did it up with the red bandanna, the gray sweatpants and the red shorts over the sweatpants. It was cheap, too.
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