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elton john can't get a piano that sounds better??
i first started reading vg for the gossip girl recaps, and i'll never forget gabe writing about a "garbage baby"
some guy just turned himself in for child pornography after getting this same message! he thought they'd been watching him and even brought his computer to the police station!
also, definitely check out the refurbed ones. they are much cheaper as last just as long. plus, i found out that after apple care runs out, if you find the right place you can still basically have anything replaced. mine is a macbook pro from 2006 andi just had the hard drive replaced and it's like a whole new computer! for only $200! so there are definitely ways to make it work.
i am impressed with the parrot's whistling but i HAAAATE having that song stuck in my head.
just for me, personally, I think he is the exact opposite of attractive.
once a girl i worked with said that 'hologram' is the next major technology trend, because she didn't understand that will-i-am hadn't ACTUALLY traveled to the studio.
I LOVE SAM'S DANCE SHOW!
it's DEFINITELY a wig. Once you start recognizing wigs you see them EVERYWHERE. I think they made it look bad on purpose because the wigs on other characters all looked at bad as possible. Like with lindsey's boyfriend you could see his real hair under it on the sides.
footprints in the sand jokes will never not be funny.
I am at my first day of work after getting my leasing agent license, which is a nice accomplishment, but unfortunately i very strongly dislike being a leasing agent. I want to get back into retail but it's been going slower than I'd hoped. BUT I get to see an old friend tonight so that should be really fun!
this is equal to the time i was on a bahamian booze crooze with a friend, and they'd started the dance music to liven things up, and a song came on and this woman starts screaming "THIS MA BABY'S SONG THIS MA BABY'S SONG HE'S FIVE YEARS OLD THIS MA BABY'S SONG!!" the song? sexual healing.
ha ha. "rotten goblin." perfect.
i had so. much. fun! I was nervous it would be awkward but it was just the best! I was trying to explain to some friends why i had to be late to their party, "oh i have to meet up with these people who love the same website i do" and it's so ridiculous but i feel so lucky to be in a world where something like this can happen! #runonsentence
there's a restaurant in chicago called marcello's that has your pizza! i wonder how far they deliver...
"the truth is i work in various industries." oh, okay. thanks for clearing that up!
dino kale is also known as tuscan or lacinato kale. it's usually next to the regular kale and you can tell bc instead of frilly edges the whole leaf looks like what paleontologists imagine dino skin looked like!