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I don't see what the big deal is. http://i.imgur.com/8II1BBn.jpg
And I want some quiet time at the end of the world.
Last Year at Marienbad. Mainly because I love that movie and everyone I show it to falls asleep.
I once sat next to UK Poet laureate Carol Ann Duffy on a plane.
I'm so so sorry http://i.imgur.com/mlM63is.gif
“Even though most people agree . . . I’m presenting a fair deal, the fact that they don’t take it means that I should somehow do a Jedi mind meld with these folks and convince them to do what’s right.”
I saw a middle aged man singing "Heeeeeeeey, prettay lady" while holing a dog. His wife and children rolled their eyes and I wondered if I was being loopered.
I'm not even the original Chris Trash. There were two others before me. We're kind of the Internet commenter version of Lassie.
Does Shut up and play the hits count? If not then Vampire Dog.
*Ben STEIN voice, not Ben Stiller
I for one hope the toaster is really haunted by the devil. I don't know, I just really want to live in a world where a woman in Florida makes a pact with the embodiment of evil to live with her in exchange for good toast.
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Dammit!!!! This is what I get for commenting at night.
Congratulations on your upcoming weddings, truckasaurus and explainer guy! http://imageshack.us/a/img210/945/marriageproposaltherock.gif
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Another example that Krispy's gone Hollywood. The Krispy I remember would never run. No he'd never run. No he'd neve-er ever run. And he didn't carry no gun.
I thought the day I sang Lana Del Rey's Video Games to you over chat was the best day of your life?
In case you guys ain't know KC is also a writer on, Adventure Time, the best animated show on tv right Now* #FF *tied with Bob's Burgers.