NO! Don't let him use Google. What if he finds out how unintentionally homoerotic his lyrics are? You'd be depriving the world of one of its true blessings.
I'm also sending them my old copies of UP, Walle, Ratatouille & Milo & Otis and I'm even going to buy them a new copy of Adventure Time Season 1. Wait, is Up appropriate? It's kind of a downer.
I also have Macross on DVD but people die in like every episode. I'm pretty sure that one is not appropriate.
We just do the Bowl Collere Pick 'Em. I'll let you know when that time comes. As always the VG group is a good place to keep up with the Monster Community as well as the best Turkish video sharing sites. https://www.facebook.com/groups/226482124046428/
A couple of years ago, when I was training for a marathon, I came upon a pee speckled toilet. I was in the middle of a 16 mile run and functioning on a mild hangover, some cold pizza and 5 hours of sleep. I did not want to spend too much time in the bathroom because I wanted to keep my running rhythm going so I opted to, instead of cleaning it, poo Eagle style, that is standing with a linebacker stance with a few inches separating your skin from the filthy ceramic. Now, I don't need to tell you that a bad night's sleep and crappy food is a recipe for one mean poop but add the fact that you are standing in a strained position with tired shaky legs to the mix and try to imagine what came next; I Pollock'd over that bathroom with the fury of a thousand pooping suns. I ended up cleaning that bathroom for a half hour before finally getting back to my run.
Moral of the story: a wipe in time saves nine.
Was anyone else yelling at Lil Walt to be careful with Holly near the end of the episode? That was the most tense BBQ scene ever filmed...well, since last Breaking Bad BBQ when Walt first confronted Hank over trying to parent his kids.
That book bit bothered me too but I guess they made a point of Walt keeping certain mementos to remind himself of whatever. Also, the fly was supposed to symbolize this, I think? Todd kept the spider which is evidence of the kid's murder. Walt could not cook cook with the fly messing up his stuff. The book was his fly.
Breaking Bad characters as Radiohead albums:
Mike : Kid A
Gus: OK Computer
Walt: Amnesiac
Todd: Hail to the Thief
Hank: Pablo Honey
Saul: King of Limbs
Jesse: In Rainbows
Skyler: The King of Limbs
I spoke Mexico city-style Spanish until i was 9, then I learned English reading comic books and watching The Simpsons & Trainspotting. Then I went to a Chicago public school that was mostly black & Polish until sophomore year in High School. So Basically I sound like Werner Herzog, Tommy Wisseau and Ricardo Moltalban reading phonetically.
When I was 15 I asked a girl if she wanted to go see Deep Impact with me, but because of my accent she heard "The Pimp Act." Anyways, please pledge money to my kickstarter: htt[:ThePimpAct.com.Kickstarter.coms
"Speaking of football, The Jets announced that they're installing a Tim Tebow package, which is good because now some footballs will land IN New York" -Also, Jay Leno
"Hi I'm Mike Huckabee and I want to talk to you about kittens. You see, kittens are born of rape so violent the mother screams throughout it in pain. Maybe it's the claws and teeth to her back or maybe it's the backward facing spikes in the male's penis. Or it could be that before she is mounted the male has to fight other cats, sometimes to death, making the intercourse an adrenaline-fueled cathartic burst of displaced animal anger. Anyways, my point is, why do liberals hate kittens so much?"
Yeah, that part seemed inconsistent to me too. Like, it feels the right direction to go but it just seemed kind of hurried. I guess it's probably fearing for her kids more than anything and getting her getting in the right state of mind to launder drumline style. After all, Ted is in the hospital because of her and not Walt. So maybe she's just lashing out at Walt because she knows she's about to go into the mef buisness head in to. I didn't know how to end this paragraph so I'm just going to type three smile emoticons. :) :3 :^)
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