Profit = upvotes? If that is true, then I have a plan to get out of this recession. Monsters, prepare your finest movie-based puns. Tonight we solve the world economy.
Damn, mis-read the title and assumed this was a reality show about which of two celebrities would be better at psychoanalysis. To be fair, it wouldn't be any worse than a Nicholas fucking Sparks TV show
Russia is a country that only recently declared beer to be alcoholic (beforehand only liquids with a greater than 10% ABV were labelled as alcohol), and whose most well-known political figure of recent years likes to cultivate the image that one of his past-times is wrestling bears. This is not a culture wholly worried about safety procedures
"Something something Emma Goldman... something something Noam Chomsky... something something I Am Better Than Everyone Else Because My Definition Of Anarchy Is Different To Yours"
~ This Week's Lowest Rated Comment
I see now! There is strong correlation between movies I find vastly overrated and movies that have been released with multiple alterations and cuts (Star Wars, Blade Runner, Lord Of The Rings, Donnie Darko...)
The idea of a movie being a shared experience is being lost because every movie now has several versions. You have a discussion with your friend about a movie and say you loved this bit or whatever and they give you a blank look because they've seen a different version. And everyone seems to have differing opinions about what the "definitive" version of it is. If everyone is seeing different movies under the same title then the shared experience is lost.
That doesn't look like any old Panda rocking chair. Looks more like a Panda exercise chair. Don't be putting down my Panda bro, he's getting himself in shape for the mating season.
There is such an obsession with being number 1 and being the best that we have reached the point where an audience applauds the news that they are the best at killing people. "Woo! We're number 1! In your face, other states, we murder way more than you ever could. LOOOOOSERS!"
Gwyneth Paltrow's Creator (Paltrow's a character, if she was real then I am scared what this means for humanity) has done an impressive piece of performance art up to this point, but is starting to lose the thread a little. We all know Remember Me was an inspiring film, but that doesn't mean YOU can insert a 9/11 reference as tastefully as that did, Gwyneth Paltrow's Creator. And that line about being "humbly happy"? No, you cannot have you character refer to themselves as humble. Show don't tell, Gwyneth Paltrow's Creator. You are losing your touch
So I have always had the problem with Videogum where I would ask the log in to remember me and it never would. I don't know what I did to offend it but it always forgot me. Maybe the log in has the mental condition from Memento? I do not know.
Anyway, from about this week, every time I go on Videogum, I instantly get connected to Facebook. So Videogum remembers my Facebook but not my... Videogum? Good work Mark Zuckerberg! I liked you in Zombieland. But anyway, from now on, instead of being a robotic butler, I am going to be a small man in a cheap suit playing a guitar that cost more than the suit #priorities.
"We don't care"
~ Videogum
"You're adopted"
~The Facebook account formerly known as Capu Flapu
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