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I would leave my phone at home if I went to dinner with you Gabe
I think he's addicted to being in terrible moving pictures and talking about roles he almost had
Is a Canadian president a step up from a Kenyan president?
I don't want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it's like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers! PAH!
Shakesville is worse than Jezebel, and Jezebel is THE WORST. It's hard to be that awful.
Again, he was too busy under my ball gown
So, is Ides of March any good?
She just gets regular Sex Therapy
Hey there Jeremy Irons...........
Ashton and Zooey look great since they filed for divorce.
Needs more jokes about Bronies
He's too busy under my ball gown
Does it have a public bathroom locator? One is going to need it after going on a cleanse http://goop.com/newsletter/15/
One of my fondest Christmas memories was the annual reading of the Mickey Mouse Horse E-books
I would eat an omelet made out of any part of Matt Damon's body
Nick Denton is going to post your naked tape with the Noxzema girl and a Miss Usa now Gabe. Also, fuck NASA.
I don't quite understand adults that read young adult fiction. To me it's no better than watching Spongebob instead of Frontline. Sure, you could get yourself educated, but you choose to read/watch crap. I'm a total snob.