I woke up this morning to a thud, and realized my phone had fallen off the shelf onto the floor. I picked it up and saw that I had gotten this email. Basically, it made my phone try and commit suicide.
"There is definitely a rapist in Lincoln Bark."
No? Puns not funny enough for you? Then...
"I am not a bitch. I am you."
A pun inside a crossover meme. You've been inceptioned.
Yes, I completely agree. This show would be so much better without a thirteen year old telling me how what I'm watching is funny. I mentally erased the v/o while watching this week, and I had way more lulz.
Oh man, I don't care if it's basically one of Family Guy's favorite gags. Don and Ken Cosgrove trying to conduct a meeting with Pete Campbell cleaning up Miss Blankenship in the background was the best thing everrrrrrrrr. I'm going back to staring at that gif for the rest of the day.
These judges are all obviously drunk and meant to award the title of Top Chef to the OTHER husky bearded fellow named Kevin.
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Can we please stop using the words "gay" to refer to homosexuals, and "retard" to refer to the mentally handicapped? I ask this not because I am offended, but because I really want what this guy is to be a "gay retard" and not have it offend anybody. I want the words "gay" and "retard" to refer to people (of any sexuality or mental capacity) like this guy, and not be derogatory to anyone else. Just this guy.
Also, have we settled on a name for a man slut yet, because SO MANY HICKIES.
The only reason you watch Iron Chef is because of the DRAMA. That, and Mario Batali dripping sweat all over some otherwise delicious looking Italian food.
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