I like to imagine a bunch of middle aged women on their Jitterbug brand cellular phones and facebook pages all organizing this flash mob with one another... No I don't, I dont' like to imagine middle aged women.
This movie should be called "Titties". Because "titty" is a hilarious word, and... basically, they should make a movie (nonporn) called "Titties" that's all sad and shit, and has a wedding.
Fuck this noise. You ever open up a pouch of gushers and enjoy them without having to first dislodge them from the fruity tumor that they ALWAYS FORM by binding together? No, because that doesn't happen.
This kid's a hack. I hate this kid. His favorite star wars is the one with the guy from heroes, and he only wears jean shorts, never pants, even in the winter. He's not even old enough to vote. If he did, he'd vote for the political party with the turtle, you know the one.
if you don't know what google is, can you look it up in the dictionary? How do you google what google is, if you don't even know what google is in the first place? Think about it, man.
Can we name the kids? The little girl's name is probably Blythe or something hip, And the little baby of undefined gender is probably named Gorm or Narnac (depending on if it's a boy or a girl, respectively).
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