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I looked up New York flight times and prices when her Honey Boo Boo (ugh) Weekend Update sketch came on. None of them would get me to New York in time to tell her to stop it though, so I didn't book any flights. (also, can we agree to stop talking about honey boo boo as a whole? i feel like people don't realize that saying 'wow these people are awful' is just as much publicity as saying 'wow this show is great')
also, sky is blue and water is wet
How do you guys feel about the new players? Cecily Strong did a really good job on Weekend Update, even if the sketch wasn't that funny. Tim Robinson was pretty great in the sketches he was in too. Aidy Bryant did like, a two-second walk on joke that felt like SNL's attempt to say "hey look, new person, now go away."
"It was cheesy, but well done, but SO CHEESY, but well done." - Me on every single episode of Doctor Who including this one.
I'm not sure I quite get the joke, I just see a photo of Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in the same clothes?
Multiple adults were involved with both the acting and production aspects of this song and video, and at no point did any of them say "Hey... let's not."
Your headline reads like the set to a joke in which the answer is "'What was the name of that band that does that song Psycho Killer?'"
David looked exactly like Lawrence of Arabia.
They forgot to refrigerate the cologne, and obviously nobody wants hot 'zpacho.
"Johnny Depp says he created his Willy Wonka character by imagining George Bush 'incredibly stoned.' " Haha, how avant garde! You'd think he would have "created" his Willy Wonka character by acting like the Willy Wonka character that was in the book the movie is based on! Trés bohemian, Depp.
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Chris Hemsworth certainly is no Chris Hemsworth.
If "Disparate Youth" is a lowlight of this album, this album is probably fucking terrific.
A unidirectional hatred does not constitute a beef or a feud.
Ann's deadpan face immediately after this killed me.
Aw, they cut off the best part! His little turn at the end was somehow the perfect cap to this joke.
Haha, Gabe you dummy, you accidentally put up a photograph of George Clooney!
"Who was that little girl in your ad? Could you get her to do an ad for me?" "... That was me, at ten years old." "Wh- how'd you do that?" Parks and Recreation won the night, once again.
I think "I'm Bacchus' friend!" was the funniest line of that episode.
IT'S NOT PADDED
Demi Adejuyigbe: RAW AND UNCENSORED
One of my favorite jokes of the night, if only because I yelled "I know that word! It's also German! I get it!"
It used to be "Thickfreakness", but Lonely Boy is just too too good. So "Lonely Boy".
St. Vincent for everything.
Olivia Wilde's cameo was super weird. The audience didn't get excited for it (shame on you, audience) and she didn't say a word for the entire 5 seconds she was on screen, so I'm sure some people were just like "Oh yeah, that's another one of the cast members." I loved it. And by "loved it" I mean I would like to ask Olivia Wilde something real quick if anyone has her phone number or whatever.
How has nobody mentioned Taran Killam's 100% on-spot Ashton Kutcher impression and Fred Armisen's incredible George Lopez? Between that and his Eminem impression from last season, I'm declaring Taran Killam to be the most underrated current SNL player.
"I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass series revival, ya freak bitch!"
How could they possibly turn Netflix down? Their offer was fantastic. http://www.danfasoline.com/ArrestedDevelopment/pennies1.gif
They give out Emmys for Best Guest Star, right? Because I'm thinking we need to whip up a few "For Your Consideration: Potentially Racist Old Woman" posters and send them to Hollywood.
As soon as he started talking about fonts, I told my friend "I bet Jerry loves Comic Sans", then I literally yelled "THAT'S SO JERRY!" when he said it. A+.
Kyle is such a perfect character, and he has spoken maybe less than 10 words. He has never, ever, EVER been in an episode where he doesn't get shafted in some way by Andy and or April, and yet he always comes back. He's the only customer! I love it. Knope/Kyle 2012.
I don't know why, but I loved Tom's quote on that. It's so very Tom and so very gauche at the same time. "This is a waste of time, because we all know that the only cool font is the Sopranos one, where the R is a gun."
The B plot made sense- Ron will do anything to get away from the office because he hates the government. Like he said, he believes a strong education is important and doesn't want to see Andy waste his time because he likes him.
Skyrim is great, but I feel like it has no place in the NBC lineup, what with Whitney being there and all.