Skeezer sitting next to me during The Lovely Bones: I'm disappointed that they didn't include the rape scene. That wouldn've been hot.
I never wished so badly that I had Chris Hansen on speed-dial. Except that time my uncle took off his pants at the elementary school. But that was just an honest mistake.
Confession Time:
I watched an entire episode of "Whoopie" because Michael Emerson (TV's Ben) was on it.
I also puked in my sister's toy chest once and blamed it on the dog.
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