no. just the bullied gay kid in middle school who grew into his looks and now feels the need to show that off instead of actually working through his insecurities #taleasoldastime
thanks though!
This infuriates me. How am I supposed to have my gay wedding top BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH OFFICIATING AN IBIZA DESTINATION WEDDING? Ugh. We are a competitive people, us gays.
Also I don't have a location or officiant or a fiance or a boyfriend so this is really unjustified anger.
I feel like... I feel like maybe this is a really clever audition tape for RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6. Like. Get her on that show. And if not, I'm so so so sorry for thinking you were probably a very tiny man.
I have this scarring memory of complaining about having to listen to the oldies station every time we got in the car. My dad turns around and says "Some day WHITNEY HOUSTON will be on the oldies station!" And i was stunned. It was a hard lesson in the passage of time, aging, the fleeting nature of life and also a subtle indictment of my yet to be realized homosexuality. A lot for a 5 year old to process.
August: Osage County might be my favorite play. I've been excited about this movie for a long time and this trailer with the uplifting music and the smiles just does not show how utterly terrible and broken and mean all these characters are. It's a #dark play.
But then again Meryl and Juliette and Benedict... so... sure. I'm on board.
I had a very graphic and frightening sex dream about Anne Hathaway. She had... needs. As a gay man I did my best to fulfill them, but I remember grimacing the whole time.
I was utterly confused when I woke up.
Mine is definitely Adam Scott telling me he likes me and he loves me as he gets on one knee in a city hall somewhere. RuPaul is there telling me I didn't fuck it up and then we go get some Bob's Burgers.
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