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I'm not gonna lie, he's kind of required to wear that suit to our wedding.
I don't understand why this didn't work when I tried it on Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Maybe he's just too busy picking out my engagement ring to answer my emails. Right, guys? Right??
I don't actually even have anything interesting and/or witty to add to this mix, I just wanted to take full advantage of the free wi-fi they have here at the Jury Services building. Free wi-fi! No one told me jury duty would be great. But yeah, look at 'em dancing there in that video! <--- My attempt at staying on topic.
Aww, I am now way more disappointed that I can't make it! I signed up to be a volunteer a year ago and now I can't go because I don't have a ride to San Diego. Grrrr!
Oh, cool, what a nice picture I just posted! -_-
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/27500/Space-Suit-Costume--27972.jpg
"I think you meant Adam Brody" -Everyone.
Yeah, I can put up with 9 and half minutes of Diablo Cody to watch Adrien Brody, because of how Adrien Brody is my boyfriend
As soon as I read the word TomatoBank, I thought the story was going to Danny Masterson was scammed into giving $3.2 million to a fake company. You know, because TOMATOBANK.
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You really pulled through for me, lilbobbytables! I am pleased with your offering.
I think I am going to trust my instincts this time and stay away from this one. I want this to be a happy Wednesday, dammit! Where are all the pictures of silly animals riding unicycles? (Really, Google images? Not even one picture of an animal on a unicycle?)
"I have no friends." I believe you on that one, Mel Gibson!
You wouldn't happen to have his number, would you? I need to have him at my birthday party when I turn 20 next year.
Right? I wish I had been invited. I would have brought along my good friends Fidel Castro and Benito Mussolini and it would have been the best tyrant/popstar dance party ever.
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I'm really on the fence about listening. On one hand, I'm super curious; on the other hand, I don't feel like starting my day off rage-puking on my laptop.
As soon as I saw the previews for the first Paranormal Activity, I knew I would never be able to watch it. I already have to sleep with the TV on (because that's totally normal for a 19-year-old girl to have to do), so I can only imagine that if I watched this, I'd have to sleep only during the day because I'd spend my nights in constant vigilance, making sure that ice settling in my refrigerator wasn't actually a demon. In short, I'm a sissy lala.
Oh, dear. I'll admit, I was at the midnight premiere of nearly every Harry Potter film that has come out so far and I will so be there for the last two movies. Now, I'm always hesitant to really put my nerdiness out there for all the other monsters to see, but, just this once... Ahhh, Harry Potter! I'm so excited! Avada Kedavra on all ya'll Potter haters! Aaaaand, back to be pretending I'm a mature and sensible adult.
What's that movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel where the two main characters are from different class levels and their parents don't want them to be together, but they end up together against all odds?
I think it's a given that this song will be playing in my head for the rest of my life.
And, if I am not mistaken, the "Medic!" line was a shout out to TF2? Maybe?
"It looks like the shell Master Roshi wears on his back."- My boyfriend, literally. We're a whole different kind of nerd.
I'm not gonna lie, that cling wrap fiasco happens to me all the goddamn time.
And what does this mean for my collection of bloopers from various popular movies, Celebrity Boners?
Awww, I should learn to read comments first, THEN post!
"English, sir, are you familiar with it?"
"Hey, James Franco, my DVR list is full, but I want to record Scrubs."
Astonished cat-friend and I* Whatever.
"Me and my astonished cat-friend here would like your finest table, please!"
I like watching this video and saying ridiculous things for him to be shocked at. Because I am a lonely person.
You mean that's TODAY?? And my cellphone calendar alarm thingy DIDN'T REMIND ME? I set that months ago! P.S- Apparently I can't remember my goddamn password, so I can only comment through logging in Facebook style.