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The Popeye them song will be "sung" by Pitbull feat. Lil' Wayne, OBVS. Also, a totally new character will wear a black a turtleneck, with a 'beehive' hairdo (it will be done very tastefully, don't worry).
I know right? Just put some fuckin' buns around that baby, and maybe we'll talk.
Sometimes monsters live in Mexico I guess?
At least he didn't went all Janet-Jackson-photo-homage on our asses this time.
Seriously, is he on leave or something? What did I miss?
"Dane's C*ck" You can do that on TV now, remember "Sh*t my dad days"? Super successful and funny.
You know what guys? I'm having HEAVY mixed feelings about this. I mean, yeah, he's behaving like the living worst lately, but he's the person who came up with The Office and Extras, so maybe he can get a pass for like, a year? Also, I'm kinda getting the vibe that he's not even an actual atheist, he's just looking for creative ways to pose shirtless in photoshoots and them not having to be for US Weekly? (Ricky Gervais New Bikini Body!). So this is basically a really elaborate and silly mid life crisis, OR SOMETHING. BUT! The photos are kinda hot (sorry!) and he's becoming the biggest AILF* in my list. This is weird, my braing goes somewhere, and my no-no places take another direction!
"The most insufferable group of shits on Earth". WHICH he is a part of.
He gave me that "vibe" -I have a GAYDAR, ZINGZOOM- since he started appearing, but I dissmissed the idea; like, not everyone has to be fruity y'all. But you know, the way he stared at the partner, and the partner stared back, and the way he screamed when the guy died... maybe he is?
My problem with you is that you were a kid when Pokemon appeared. I was in college. OMG I think I hate you ):
I thought it was Gabe writing about the video, and I was all, "Dude, you're putting waaay too much attention to the clothes and the makeups, NO FOMMO". Then I realized it was Kelly. THE END.
I know! Love her, so charismatic! Sadly, for me it's not enough.
I would like to nominate Easy-A. No other movie has tried so fuckin hard to be *this generation* Mean Girls, and failed so miserably. Also, it's a 2 hour (or 1 1/2 hour I DON'T FUCKING NOW, IT FELT LIKE MILLENIA) mall stores commercial. And don't even get me started with the outta thin air "motivation" for the story. UGH.
If these walls of sound could talk.
And then, Kate Hudson pours little bottles of alcohol in everything Anne drinks!
Is the first girl the Millionaire Matchmaker or someting?
I actually think it's perfect for this situation.