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Elizabeth Hurley made evil sexy. This baby makes evil cute.
+2 | 11/17/11 4:03 PM
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Everytime I lose my faith in animals, Wednesday rolls around and I remember that animals are the greatest.
0 | 11/16/11 6:09 PM
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I have fake agreements with the world all the time, Kelly. And the world is ALWAYS reneging.
+11 | 11/16/11 5:53 PM
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I like how their intro/logo has a lip-print at the end . . . cause ladies be lovin' LIPSTICK!
+22 | 11/16/11 5:47 PM
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Wow. "Spot on," as they say in Britain.
+2 | 11/15/11 8:04 PM
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What are those terrible glowing balls hanging from the ceiling?--Dowager Countess of Grantham
+6 | 11/15/11 6:31 PM
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So cute. "That's what the community calls you."
+24 | 11/15/11 10:01 AM
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The previous comment began with "SPOILER ALERT" in left/right angle brackets, which mysteriously got deleted. Sorry for forcing the spoiler on anyone!
0 | 11/14/11 7:27 PM
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I don't get it! If DD is actually going to be that old, how will Jon Hamm play him? If JH isn't going to play him, then what's the point . . . ahem, excuse me . . . I mean, how will they maintain emotional continuity with a whole new cast of oldies? Or is this just some last scene that suddenly brings everything up to the present day, like the last scene of Harry Potter? (I told you there'd be a spoiler.) And if Weiner is NOT going to bring it up to the present day, then I don't really understand the spoiler. Here's a game: Which old person plays which character? I say Betty White for Betty Draper. Nailed it!
+1 | 11/14/11 7:24 PM
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In other news, Puss in Boots was enjoyable.
+1 | 11/14/11 11:26 AM
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I love (I hate) how trailers always gotta use the most hyperbolic statements. "This is the most dangerous place in the ocean." "Luke Wright is New York City's hardest cop." Yes. Because there is definitely a rating system for those things and a way to know exactly what the most "adjective" thing is at any given time.
+1 | 11/11/11 2:06 PM
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Now he should do a photo shoot where he dresses up like an Olsen twin and then the three of them give each other footrubs.
+4 | 11/10/11 5:53 PM
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Hey, this doesn't have to be all bad--maybe he'll do some jokes from City Slickers! Remember Curly? Remember the cow?
+8 | 11/10/11 5:48 PM
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Here's an idea--Muppet Betty White hosts the Oscars.
0 | 11/10/11 9:50 AM
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"Can you even believe the Gaul?"--Julius Caesar, 58 BC
+2 | 11/10/11 9:00 AM
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If the moral of #6 is, as stated, get your kids a dog, the moral of #9 is get your dogs a baby. Get your cat some spaghetti. Get your toddler a lion. And definitely get your gorilla a copy of Mrs. Doubtfire.
+7 | 11/9/11 5:24 PM
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Joss Whedon: As soon as anyone wins an award, they die or get sucked into a hell dimension or accidentally kill their lover. Also, all the awards are presented by Eliza Dushku pretending to be different celebrities.
+23 | 11/9/11 2:00 PM
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"I think we're thumbs-upping for different reasons"--Elle Fanning
+14 | 11/8/11 5:58 PM
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"I am the 1%"--this pudding.
+2 | 11/8/11 3:29 PM
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Everyone has upvotes on this thread = adorbs. Thread Hug!
+19 | 11/8/11 3:25 PM
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Ha. I love that. I've been waiting my whole life for that.
+4 | 11/7/11 11:49 AM
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That guy loves his job.
0 | 11/3/11 3:03 PM
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Ooooh, now I have a boner!
+2 | 11/2/11 4:05 PM
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AND I bet there are lots of people who have hard-ons for Kim now that she's single. (Somehow, I bet they don't fall into the Zooey hard-on category; they seem like they appeal to pretty distinct demographics.)
+3 | 11/2/11 11:59 AM
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All twenty-something men in America now have hard-ons, knowing that Zooey is soon to be single again. Barf.
+1 | 11/2/11 11:43 AM
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Where are her boobs? If the skin had been ripped off, wouldn't we AT LEAST see two lumps of fat/glandular tissue hanging from her (perfectly fat-free) pecs?
+1 | 10/31/11 9:34 PM
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I really saw a sexy Steve Zissou costume last night. Also, a female Jewish-Tin Man? I didn't realize they were in costumes, though, so I yelled "Fucking hipsters" and threw my half-full Big Gulp out the car window at them.
+9 | 10/31/11 10:16 AM
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I've been confused about that for a while.
0 | 10/29/11 11:46 AM
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NOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *sobbing* I wanna go to Chattanooooooga!
+5 | 10/21/11 3:39 PM
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Frank's bridge friends.
0 | 10/21/11 3:37 PM
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The Tennessee Aquarium, y'all, is like Disney World for ADULTS . . . who love . . . fish. Okay, that sounds less awesome than I thought it would. Point being, it is truly great, as is the rest of Chattanooga's downtown. I'm happy every time someone visits my hometown, because it is a really nice place and if they STILL miss DisneyWorld, I'm willing to escort them around in some sort of costume.
+4 | 10/21/11 11:56 AM
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Oh, tender!
0 | 10/20/11 9:42 PM
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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
0 | 10/20/11 6:07 PM
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I think they might glow in the dark.
+6 | 10/19/11 11:14 AM
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I'm going as a steampunk James Brown.
+1 | 10/18/11 9:52 PM
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It's obviously January Jones. The only REAL secret is, how did she have her secret baby with its secret father at HER secret age?
+19 | 10/18/11 12:10 PM
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Shane! SHANE!
+2 | 10/17/11 6:20 PM
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Anybody notice that the baby was named Balin? I guess it's too much to hope that this was a deliberate LOTR reference . . .
0 | 10/17/11 4:05 PM
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Just for fun, their "real" names are: Pretty Boi Pete, KX, Nico, and Brayden. Oh, and Chad's full name is Chad FUTURE. But other than Chad Future, which I challenge anyone to beat, I like Gabe's names better. http://heart2heartworld.com/
+8 | 10/14/11 12:17 PM
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Who is Evil Rice Krispies? I even went to the Rice Krispies website to see who the cereal mascot was (the Keebler elves, I guess) and if there was a particular resemblance.
+4 | 10/14/11 12:05 PM
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