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98.6 Degrees of Separation
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In general I can't get behind the phrase "very good tweet" -- although I must admit, that was a very good tweet.
For a minute I thought he was retiring from PUBIC life, and for a minute I was interested.
American Horror Story lost me last season with "Asylum" -- I thought they went totally overboard. Serial killers, aliens, mental hospital, zombies, it was too much. Say what you want about "Coven" but it is much more focused (WITCHES) while still retaining the broad melodrama of the original season. Last night's episode was great, although I think Stevie Nicks should probably stick to singing.
"Just doing some skitchin' to get stuff for my kitchen!"
This clip is better than Bad Boys 1 & 2 COMBINED.
Shia cribbed this apology from a similar one that Charles Burns (look him up) skywrote to Daniel Clowes back in the 90s. Also happy new year, everyone!
I'm just guessing here, but these people live in LA, right?
I don't think it's a magical coincidence that his initials are DB.
Looks like Li'l Jimmy Cameron is up to his old tricks again!
Cut it down to 10 sec. and I'm on board.
"A compelling class. Though James Franco does a serviceable job as Professor James Franco, it's the supporting cast of befuddled undergrads that really steals the show. Will Franco provide an appropriately inspiring locker room moment prior to the final exam to warrant all this masturbatory tomfoolery? You'll just have to sign up for the course to find out. B-" Gene Shalit, Senior
Thank you, ghost! But our tired video game reference is in another castle.
Ice, baby. Baby, ice. Ice ice baby.
Wowee! A successful wedding, a failed public proposal, and a yearning for marriage ALL IN ONE WEEK? Who died and turned Videogum into Romancegum? I prefer to come here for trampoline accidents.
"Y'all just got pumpk'd!" -Ashton Kutcher
I'm in a bold mood.
Nymphomaniac is either the best thing or the worst thing.
"A&E Beefs Up Their Prime Time Lineup" -Entertainment Weekly
You left out the new Robocop trailer, which still makes the movie look awesome despite the fact that by all rights it should be awful. #yayremakes
I realized that as soon as I posted this. MEANT TO BE
As an Alvin and the Chipmunks fan, I for one hope it is a squeakquel.
RIP Dourtney. We'll always have Couples Therapy, Season 2.
I'm also watching Hello Ladies...I find Stephen Merchant charming. Yeah the plotlines are predictable but I like that it is kind of a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" starring people with a lot less money. Each episode has had a number of good laughs although sometimes the "cringe comedy" gets a little over-the-top. (Again, like Curb.) Oh and the roommate is adorable.
FYI that Guardians of the Galaxy promo poster is actually just fan art. SORRY TO RUIN YOUR WEEKEND
Swimming Pool. I loved that movie.
People in LED stick figure suits assembling LED stick figure suits. META
He was scared shipless.
"No one watched The Fifth Estate with me, so this weekend let's everybody watch Housu because that's a movie anyone can get behind."
See: slingshot or catapult.
Yes, it is terrifying, but imagine the eco-friendly commute alternatives.