Darabont: How can you be so obtuse?
AMC: Nothing stops. Nothing... or you will do the hardest time there is. In The Killing writers room. No more protection. I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the Sodomites on Bravo. We'll have us a little Walking Dead script barbecue in the yard. They'll see the flames for miles. We'll dance around it like wild zombie! You understand me? Catching my drift?... Or am I being obtuse?
I need some time to think about how I feel about the show. If you guys excuse me, I'm going to go spend some time at "Greenlake Mosque" and then stop by Discovery Park, which magically moved from Seattle to about 100 miles north of it.
-Guy making jokes for the 12 fellow Seattlites on here.
I know this is a tough time for him and he needs to focus on his family and all, but...no eye-rolling usage of "I'll Be Back" in the press release? Guys, now I'm worried about Arnold...
A Jew, A Lebanese, An Algerian, An Italian, A Turk, A Vietnamese, A Pollack and An Albanian walk into a Canadian bar...
What? That's it. That was the joke.
Q: How many months from now will Carl Palidino be arrested for soliciting gay sex in a public bathroom?
1. One month
2. Three months
3. Six months
4. Twelve months
5. Trick question, he'll never be arrested for it, only cited.
What separates The Gathering from every other festival on the planet is the magic in the sea. The feeling of 10,000 victims around you. The chum-raderie. The schools. And the love felt everywhere throughout the ocean. You'll eat people, meet future meals...you'll probably reproduce.
Look for Violent JJ's seminar at the Gathering.
"SOME: why others want it, identifying those who want it and how you can entice them with it."
Fri: 2 - 3pm, Jubilee Tent
"Zac Efron, the De Niro to Steers’ Scorsese."
I feel a Twitter contest coming on whereby we make sweeping comparisons between the kind of people who make moves like 17 Again and Martin Scorcese.
BLANK #isdeniro to BLANK'S #scorcese
Gabe, if you want to feel better about things I highly suggest you take a stroll around Autograph Row. You need only do one lap but once you've seen the ridiculous amount of has-been and never-was "stars" like Marc Singer and Guy Who Played A Klingon That One Time charging $25 for an autographed photo, you'll feel right as rain.
Or you might see the line twenty-people deep waiting to pay for those autographs and then jump off the roof.
So...I really don't know what to tell you.
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