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Nothing Nicolas Cage does is ever good. That movie with Cher was nice, but DESPITE him. #NicCageHater4Ever
Hahahaha what?
I was in the middle of eating a piece of tart when I read this and I coughed up sliced almonds.
No, I don't know what seized me to write that OH MY GOD THAT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL MY BRAIN HATES ME SO MUCH I AM SO SORRY, EPILEPTIC MONSTERS. I do have chronic pain and fatigue and depression IF THAT COUNTS.
AAHHHH WISHHH AH WUZ IN NOOOOO ORLINNNNZZZ [It is never not the right time to make fun of Tom Waits's voice. It's even more fun than making fun of Eddie Vedder's voice, which is REALLY fun!]
Such a heart recommendation from Mans = Napoleon is buying this record this weekend.
And sassy!
As a hipster teenager, allow me to express my displeasure at SUCH BLATANT STEREOTYPING.
SPEAKING OF WHICH I would like gifs, vids, etc. of said Trent from last night, because I want to have my cake and eat it too [not watch the Golden Globes and still see T. Rez]
"It could have used a lot more gore and a lot less verbinski, which I believe is Russian for bad dialogue."
I'm only on Season 3 and all I'm gonna say is ADRIANA BETTER NOT DIE, GABE.
So many LOLs. Beautiful.
Oh god this literally makes my eyes itchy. [Times New Roman is not bad. It's vanilla. Boring. Don't get the hate. Same with Arial.]
I'm in high school! I don't have to do ANYTHING.
Merry Chrithmith thith theathon!
It's A Wonderful Life. SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS.
Multiple heads in one creature is pretty much always a birth defect [and God has 3!]
"This is the most magical thing I've ever seen. I want to watch it every day." - My mom