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Oh man, the self-righteous, false-virginal attitude and booty shorts are not included?

I will watch anything Britt Daniel is in. He could be in an Iranian hostage video where tens of babies were murdered with Britt Daniel holding the knife and I would watch it because he is the best.

The location finders ot this show have clearly never been to Shreveport. Our downtown is decrepit, you can buy a decent downtown building for like $200,000 and by "decent" I mean a 10 foot hole in the roof, no windows, and 3 firm walls. What killed me is that they filmed a bunch of locations for the first season in Shreveport and since then have not been back. There was a vampire nest that somebody burned down in that first season and the house they torched ended up being historically important, they didn't get the proper permits and I think pretty much everyone had a giant shit fit about it. So this whole, "let's go firebomb Shreveport" thing is like them joking about the incident and the fervor it caused. I know there's no connection, but it's still a jab at a open wound.

That's what I'm saying! I can see the draw of running as a horse, but if I were a shape shifter living in bumfuck Egypt, I'd be an elephant when not at work. BTW, why does nobody have to show up at their jobs or even have a job on this show? Shouldn't Sookie be out looking for employment since she got fired by Tommy-Sam? Doesn't Jesus live in Monroe and have to work 5 days a week? Doesn't Lafayette have two jobs?

At least they said it right, "to Shreepor".

For real, when Sookie and Eric were obviously in fairy land last week, after the shower of snow, why didn't they annihilate him? Is it totally cool to kill a fairy godmother now? We know 1/4 or 1/8 or whatever Sookie can kill mean vampires or defend herself against them all on her own with a little light, so why can't full blooded fairies go around killing all the vampires?

I live in Shreveport and when I heard about the tolerance festival all I could imagine is some kind of "pray the tolerance away" festival where hatred of others is tolerated. Also, the hand blisters were the best, cracked me up so bad, and yes, we do have oven mitts in Shreveport.

I wish Kyle Chandler and I could get shit faced at the Salt Lick before diving into the all you can eat buffet of meat. I don't need him to be my dad, I just want him to be my buddy.

This is awful, but I can't stop thinking of how gigantic Elizabeth's head looks compared to Zooey and Rashida. She has alien cranium or something.

So many typos! I meant workers fulfilling the "Mammy" role, not just nannies, though as a nanny I watched the kids, drove them around in my boss's car since I had none of my own, did the shopping, cleaned the house, cooked all the meals and got severely bitched out whenever I disappointed anyone in the family and/or did not live up to expectations. Also, x out 'sears' and replace it with 'dears'.

Shit. I wish someone cared enough about the lives of poor modern day nannies of all ethnicities. Hello, sears, we're still here, we're still marginalized, and we still can't afford to have our own children.

That bugged me too. Didn't she drink his blood or he drink her blood in like season 2 around the time of the house party in Dallas where (SPOILER ALERT - if anyone cares) Godric died? Something else, didn't King Bill Compton tell Sookie that if she ever set foot on his property again he'd have her executed or something? The whole Vampire-Baby Jessica being stronger than Vampire-King Bill Compton is still bothering me from last week.

Shreveport has no quality anything unless you count institutionalized racism.

The best part was when Lafayette woke up from his bad dream about the bad acting of the ghost lady and some dude from Southern California who had a bebe together in like 1719062.

I just want to know the Lafayette short cut that allows one to drive from "20 miles from Shreveport" to Mexico in about 1 hour. I be getting all the prescription meds.

I think it's because this dog is so obese. My in law's dog can't swim for the same reason and I saw it on The Internet so it must be true.

I have a friend that got an MFA in art from an Ivy League school and now paints squares. They just sucked the talent and vision right out of him. I think he also makes coffee in a Starbucks somewhere in Brooklyn.

Blood Meridian? Oh FUCK NO! I will not allow this to happen. If I have to traverse America in search of James Franco, scalping innocents along the way, I will. This cannot stand.

They seem to be made for people who need a bunch of dead baby replicas sitting around their house so that the cops don't find the actual dead babies.

Douches. They make the douches that write this stuff at the Summer's Eve douche factory.