This has nothing to do with Fringe, and almost entirely to do with how much kids SUCK. You guys can think the Brokeback Mountain picture up there for this story. In 8th grade, there was a rumor going around that my best friend at the time and I were gay. Now, I am not gay AT ALL (but have no problem with those that are, just saying, I'm not) buuuuut a bigger rumor went around that we went to see Brokeback Mountain in theaters together, and the reason that we couldn't really tell anyone about the plot or about what happened in the movie was because we were making out and giving each other blowjobs the WHOLE TIME. Like damn! Anyways, my friend thought the appropriate way to combat this rumor was to say that all gay people should be shipped to New Zealand, and upon arrival there, a giant penis bomb should be dropped, and then all the gay people would run towards the penis because duh, how could gay people avoid a giant penis. I mean they are GAY after all. So then the penis bomb blows up and the world is better because gay people are gone. So, post on Fringe opening credits, you just reminded me of why, in the adult world (and by that I mean young adult but not Twilight young adult), I am no longer friends with the people I used to be friends with. Thank you for your time.
Also, Liz was insanely more attractive than the weird-ish looking yoga instructor. I mean, if her only role was to be "hotter" than Liz, couldn't they find someone that could actually play that?
I don't know where the appropriate place to do this is, but this link was full of terrible so I'm going to counteract that with hopefully some good. I don't comment much since I'm a full-time student (also known as 18 years old and still in high school...), so when I get home and come on videogum pretty much everything has already been said and no matter what my comment would be, it would most likely be mired in obscurity. With that said, each day I come home the first thing I do is open up every single thing Gabe posts in a separate tab and read/watch/whatever each of them all the way through, and then usually read about half of the Monsters' comments and upvote/downvote accordingly. I have no shame in saying this is the best part of my day. Thank you, Gabe and fellow monsters, for what is easily my favorite place on the internet. I know you had a war and whatnot this weekend, but that doesn't change the fact that you are all the best. And finally, there will hopefully be no more sappy posts from this guy in the future, but I had to say it some point. Also, thank you school board for giving me a half day in order to have the time to post this. Means the world. Clear eyes, full hearts, all of you.
BEST PICTURE
- The Hurt Locker
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
- Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
- Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
- Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
- Mo’Nique, Precoius: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire
DIRECTOR
- Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
SCREENPLAY (ORIGINAL)
- Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino
SCREENPLAY (ADAPTED)
- Precious: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire, Geoffrey Fletcher
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
- Up
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)
- “The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart),” Ryan Bingham for Crazy Heart
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)
- Up, Michael Giacchino
ART DIRECTION
-Avatar, Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg, Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
CINEMATOGRAPHY
-Avatar, Mauro Fiore
COSTUME DESIGN
-The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Monique Prudhomme
DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE)
-The Cove, Nominees to be determined
DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT)
-Rabbit à la Berlin, Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra
EDITING
-The Hurt Locker, Bob Murawski and Chris Innis
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
-Un Prophète (France)
MAKEUP
-The Young Victoria, Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore
ANIMATED (SHORT)
-French Roast, Fabrice O. Joubert
LIVE ACTION SHORT
-The Door, Juanita Wilson and James Flynn
SOUND EDITING
-Avatar, Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
SOUND MIXING
-Avatar, Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson
VISUAL EFFECTS
-Avatar, Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
I'm just wondering why you guys haven't posted both the AV Club's best of the Decade and their best of 2009. Both lists are quite good and from a major publication. Much better than this list...
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