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Woo hoo! As soon as I saw this last night I said, instant GIF! And then I said, hey, I'm thinking about GIF's, I'm like a real monster! And then I said, who am I talking to, I need to shut up, this is stupid and embarrassing. But I really was excited for this gif. #coolstorybro
I'm coming out of Lurker Nation to say how much I loved all the guest bloggers. It was like, Gabe is our dad who of course is awesome and we love to death and he is really really the super-est. But, what if, it turns out all of our Cool Aunts and Cool Uncles are coming for a visit, and they are all visiting in the same week! That's pretty much what it was like this week.
If only are schools were working. But I say it not to be mean,only to kid you since you already caught yourself and your point was a good one anyway! ... there's no emoticon that I know of to convey that, exactly. So I have to spell it out, thereby lessening the impact of my original comment. I'm terrible at internetting.
That is beautiful. It's similar to how I once wished I could keep a miniature live Bernie Mac in my handbag at all times to make me laugh a lot plus be sassier. Maybe that's what heaven is.
I'm going to use "Talk to me, bison" as a super sexy pickup line tonight! Then I might do some hot CPR.
The girl in the middle just stares balefully at the camera. "You blew it, Dad. Big time. Again."
Hey, that's not a guy, it's a LADY! That's Martha Dumptruck. I can't be the only one old enough (and sad enough) to remember the details of The Heathers, right? Right you guys? RIGHT!?! Demi?
I read this book for a book club, and I hated its GUTS. Of course it would be Julia Roberts playing the world's most self-obsessed person. It's too perfect! I'm always so nervous when they make a movie of a book that something might get left out, so here's hoping they are able to accurately convey her complete obliviousness to any of the crippling poverty she runs into during her magical journey into her own soul! It's like, SOOOO sad how emaciated that little boy is, but I can't focus on that since I'm TOTALLY bummed that I cheated on my husband. Oh well, maybe I'll find a handsome well fed guy on the next leg of the trip.
Oh thank you, I was thinking, who is that small person, and why does he remind me of Tyra Banks?
I very rarely have something useful to add, or by the time I do someone else has already added it, but there's at least one comment, every single day, that makes me decide to sign in for the sheer pleasure of upvoting it. Today it was markpopham's brother John, but tomorrow it could have been anyone. I guess what I'm saying is, thanks to you Monsters, I'm going to come up with a new personal motto! (PS, my old personal motto was "people that comment on the internet are horrible people.")
Yeah no, same prob, it never remembers me either, in spite of the fact that I always click "remember me". I think that die monsterkrugel is a relatively fair place to bring that up.
Millions of upvotes for the idea of Finchy and Tom at Chasers. I would love to be there, except for the part of me that would hate to be there. But I would love to hang out with Donna at her club and laugh at Tom's horrible friend.