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Yea man: witches, curses, speaking in tongues, being possessed by the devil/demons, sacrificial rituals, etc. were some of the stories my cousin (stationed there in the 90's) would tell. The most intriguing one was about an old witch (OLD!) who would stand outside of their tents all night cursing them and then tried to light their tent on fire. I can only imagine how fucking terrifying it is now with nearly everything decimated and people seriously thinking this is the Apocalypse.
Thanks for posting this, Gabe. I chose this one: https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org
Wow, what a cool dude!! Not cold!
I'd rather leave tv to Jay Leno and see Conan do his thing elsewhere. Imagine the freedom and support he would have if his primary medium was the internet? Grandpas watch tv; I am on the internet.
My mom shot the gremlin off the wing of the plane. What did your mom do today?
"It's Complicated" with Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin was terrible.* * Unless you are in Amsterdam with Dutch subtitles so everyone laughs (rarely) at different times while superhigh because you cracked your tooth somehow on NYE. Also, 500 Days of Summer, X-Men Origins, Public Enemies, and The Informant were also pretty bad!
I thought the kid in your picture was Damon Weaver, def. the best people of 2009 but ALAS. Anyhow, I do think that the author of this website is one of the best people of 2009. Thank you for selecting the best of the best. with love from amsterdam--
Does this mean there will be 10 musical performances at the Oscars this year? Oh, wow. I am never watching it.
Can the next thing be going to the movies or something less awkward conversation and more yuk-yuk!?
I think some of these monsters are humans!
We are going to have such well-behaved children after our wedding tomorrow.
It's like Bennifer kissing! I can't find my glasses.
Not to be a gweed, but your google.com/translate needs an upgrayde! -"ing to" = "n'a" "to" = 2 "I love you, my mother" = "fu*k ya ma" "topless" = (excessive adj.; it's implied) etc.
It's like this: I love Rachel Maddow, but I am not nor will I ever be sexually attracted to her. That doesn't change. Unrelated, it's going to be so heartbreaking to see Richard Cohen cry when his gay lover comes forward with evidence.
I like how he curses the word "bitch" so deliberately.
Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion
I just don't see him talking in the third person.
Ice capades! With robots! Ouch my back!
I just copied and pasted this edition of Teen Korner into Notepad so I can read it at work. #grownupsuck
I'm afraid I'm starting to like him too much; his movie is instant access on netflix.
Maybe Dorota's baby is gossip girl. This drama is so predictable, a baby can see what's going to happen next.
We wouldn't be monsters without you, Gabe. Thanks for your dedication to the site and your insightful commentary.
I know what you are saying! Great moment in sports!
Oh yea right, Harold would never cheat on Kumar.
Nervous laughter is a totally appropriate and understandable response, especially given Sofia's surprise attack. The fact that they pretended like it didn't hear it is disgusting. Being a good host means sometimes asking uncomfortable questions; if a woman says she's raped and you don't address it, it's dehumanizing and poor reporting.
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's worse: being removed from the original poster because you're black or being "sexed up" for the new one because you are ugly?
"It just looks like fun." is exactly why I listen to country music in my office on 42nd Street in Manhattan. Country music is really fun. I don't watch the awards shows.
I need to look at ducks in the face more. It seems their mouths have turned into swollen assholes.
One of my friends told me about a party she went to with a friend. When they got there, the guys were topless and pouring buckets of ice+water on each other to see who was the toughest. Oh, this show will be awesome.
French being all Europeans. It's easier to think this way.
Trick question: I would never be invited to parties. These are for drinking at home. Alone.
I thought everyone into this guy thought the French were gay turds. Did the Jeff Dunham fart beer cost too much for shipping?
I think his bad acting distorted the message. Nic Cage isn't bankrupt, he's just housebroken.
Word, this post makes me so glad Tim and Eric, etc. are on Cartoon Network.
Ditto: there were more sound bytes in this episode than I've ever heard; it was almost like Tracy can only talk for 5 minutes max before reaching place so desolate that the only way to continue the conversation is to bring up a new topic. Strange! I would love to see her post-show recap, if there is such a thing...