FUN FACT! The horse in war horse is based on the horse that Thomas Jefferson Lincoln rode through Old New York while shooting his guns to warn the British that their damn, dirty bells would not be rung, unless they wanted them rung figuratively in that they would be punched in their heads by the Minute Maid Men.
Oh Gosh, I don't have time to read this because I have work to do and time doesn't grow on money or whatever, but I just wanted to say SCREW THIS MOVIE and KUDOS to you, Hard Gabe, for zinging this dumb crappy movie that I hated whilst my friends liked it. Ugh. I hate that I saw this movie.
Cordially,
Medium Viscosity Gabe
I am TBS® Very Happy. about it being here mostly because I suggested it.
Hard Gabe read my post! And he agreed that it isn't all every teenage emo hairdresser from 2003 said it's cracked up to be! These sentences make almost TOO much sense!
-Medium Viscosity Gabe
I totally sent this tip to Gabe a month ago. Way to go GABE. Also, my name is Gabe so I could very well be saying 'Way to go ME' (But I am not, I am talking to Hard Gabe [Not to be confused with Soft Gabe]).
Sincerely,
Medium Viscosity Gabe
I'm a little late to this diatribe, but we must also consider that, demographically speaking, residents of New York have a much different cultural perspective than that of middle America, or the West coast where I reside.
Let me paraphrase; New Yorkers may laugh at fantasies about humans killing themselves while others may find that of poor taste.
Sensitivities aside, I honestly think Hard Gabe finds his strong suit in humor of higher brow. In this piece I found nothing funny and felt it edge toward discomfort more than once.
Now let me paraphrase all of the responses to this; "WOOOOOOOOOOOF." Shut up, internet.
Yours cordially,
Medium Viscosity Gabe
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