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tl;dr I nominate Garden State for the-Movie-That-All-of-My-Friends-Said-Changed-Their-Lives-When-I-Was-20-but-Was-Really-Just-Pretty-Emo
I signed in this morning to my Juno account and FINALLY finished loading this page. Why are you all talking about very relevant things right now? Fanny pack.
This is the hardest I've laughed today. Thank you.
REAL AND OFFENSIVE. Happy monsters?
So I clicked on the video, expecting to see me some Amy Sedaris when I was literally four minutes into a 14 minute clip of this dude named 'Boner' talking about politics before I realized it was NOT Amy Sedaris OR daytime talk show. FOUR MINUTES. http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/waaa.png That's your Amy Sedaris clip.
HAHAHA http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/bing02.jpg
I'll leave this here. Do with it what you do, internet. http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/popethinks.jpg
For what it's worth, this is probably the Pope's reaction to this lady: http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/popethinks.jpg
Friggin' CHiPs! http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/youre-a-homo.jpg
http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/patriots.jpg
Way to go, Bing! You're ON it these days! http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/bing01.jpg
I asked, "Does you hair taste like carrots?" and "We used to work with NBC Store to make spic shirts for your shows. Do you like spic shirts? If so, can we make epic shirts for your new show? If NOT can we have a lock of your hair to clone you and make your clone our maid? (Little side project)" I'm so weird.
Being the twelve year old girl that I am, I find this neither relevant or with nearly enough vampires.
Here! http://www.goodietwosleeves.com/internet/whammy.jpg I'm doing this right, right?
http://www.goodietwosleeves.com/internet/winwood.jpg (This was on my radio yesterday. It's a sign!)
I just designed the album cover for their latest album, Left Coast Punk!
He took a shower and lived the rest of his life face-tattoo-free because it was TBS™ Very fake.
XZIBIT: I head you like jokes, so I put a joke in your joke so you can laugh while you're laughing!
Thanks to Birdie, Gabe has connected with nature and has unleashed his inner wild-man. http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/gabed.jpg This also just happened to be something the internet generated that I found this morning, so it's like the matrix is trying to tell us something (ring all the phones?)
This image is the best. Man, the internet just makes funny images for every funny image it makes now, doesn't it. That sentence makes TOO much sense.
Perhaps he didn't drop his phone and he just PASSED his phone, in which case it would explain all the heavy metal poisoning in sushi restaurants and also being a jerk (arguably). STOP EATING PHONES, (ALLEGED) JERK.
What about that one movie that Roman Polanski made that has nothing to do with the fact that HE SHOULD GO TO JAIL?
Yes, Take a seat over here in JAIL. Is that starting to get played out? Jail jokes? Because Comedy? I'm twelve. Relevant! What's going on.
"Mother, You Left a Woman in Poor Health Conditions in a Position of Authority Over Us, Your Children, and She Has Died and In Order To Celebrate Our New Found Freedom We Will Get Professional Jobs Under False Pretenses And Destroy Your House." "Purr-fect" - My cat.
I know you don't particularly care what some anonymous stranger/lurker on the internet thinks, but you're comments are reliably funny. She will indeed need a bigger boat, Steve.
But also, for someone talking about how awful someone else's face is, it is ironic that yours is full of GROUND BEEF and SOUR CREAM.
To continue the joke that he is also AGELESS, I present you, Internet, with this: http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/sadkeanu01.jpg Consume it however you always do.
I was going to say "REAL AND GAY". Thank you Cmd+F!
Mine will say "Buy It Now is pretty much the highest rating you can get."
I wrote my own lyrics to his rap: "Hello, my name is Gabe! I like tacos! Also sometimes burritos! My dad is as tall as a six-foot-two-inch tree! I like to play some sports! Sometimes when I'm at home I pretend things! Things about jobs in rapping! Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap! Telephone, picket fence, rain drops, scooter!" I did that right, right?
FAKE AND GAY. Nah I only wish it were either of those.
Medium Viscosity Gabe approves.
I almost made it in this week with this gem, but I digress. This image will soon begin to embed itself in internet WITHOUT Monster's Ball's help, of this we can be sure. http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/ninja03.jpg
Los Angeles Pizza Party tomorrow night = http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/solo-pizza-party.jpg
And, my best work yet: http://goodietwosleeves.com/internet/ninja03.jpg