I grew up in Columbus, and we do that because Ohio is incapable of naming their own cities. Basically every city is named after another city. Athens, Rome, Oxford, Toledo, Washington, even Columbus and Cleveland. So now that I live outside of Ohio, I have to specify that I lived in Ohio because people will assume that it's Columbus Georgia or Indiana or somewhere else.
Also who knows where Akron is unless they grew up in Ohio? No one.
I am spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to be a lawyer, and will probably be in debt for the rest of my life.
Elsewhere, people are starving and have no access to basic healthcare.
So, it just makes sense that Justin Bieber owns this necklace. I mean, it's not like this money could've been used to do anything but make the world's ugliest and most pointless necklace.
#gunshot.
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it counts! there's a bandana.
Also I hope everyone is having better weather than Chicago. It's 45 degrees right now.
And if you got smothered by a big blue piece of plastic, it's TARP magazine.
(there's probably a better joke about the troubled assets relief program…but I don't know what that is)
I know. I've been busy so I forgot to nominate Sex and the City 2.
I honestly think Gabe is just avoiding that one because he KNOWS that it actually is the Worst Move Of All Time, which would end the hunt, and I don't think anyone wants that.
I plagerized, apparently. I'm…I'm just, well, really sorry. I hope…I hope you can forgive me, that's all.
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