After reading countless trend pieces over the past 8-12 months, I sincerely do not know what defines being a hipster anymore. The term is so nebulous at this point. Could someone please narrow it down?
When I was younger, they used to give out satin jackets at some wrestling tournaments in instead of a trophy. What am I going to do with a jacket emblazoned with 6th place on the back?
Airplane is worse because if the person says no, then you're stuck sitting next to them and a bunch of embarrased strangers. If that happens at the mall, at least you can go get a slice at Sbarros
She should have transformed into Tara Reid years ago, but the residual affect of Ryan Seacrest-produced reality tv combined with the cultural impact of lobotomized Malibu Stacys like Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton that basically shat over any progress made in how women are viewed in mainstream culture over the past decade allowed her to remain "relevant" for far too long. She should just stop and marry rich. Its a win-win for all of us
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