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if you ever went to the borders on church street, you already know the answer to this question. we were drunk/stoned every single day. hurrah!
Woof. Neglecting to follow the rules is cool, too. Trying this one again. “Shit, Where Did I Put My Glasses? Can Somebody Help Me Out? No, Seriously, I Can’t See Without Those Things.”
"Shit, Where Did I Put My Glasses? Can Somebody Help Me Out? No, Seriously, I Can't See Without Those Things."
There Will Be Blood, But Don't Worry About It, It's Probably Nothing.
It's All About Eve, But That's Fine, She's Nice I Guess.
if i knew how, i would post a giant picture of sweet dee dry heaving right here. but i don't. so use your imaginations, and that's what my face is like at the mere THOUGHT of this video.
who knew herman munster could groove like that? (right, guys? because of the shoes.)
Also that last sketch, because that last sketch was the best. And I'd like to have Jason Sudeikis croon me to sleep every night, thanks.
Very much so. "Concert_Addict is Batman now." - Christian Bale
Best part of the night for me was Troy humming the music from the Halloween episode. That little ditty has been running through my head all day. Is there a gif of him locking the door to the blanket fort? I'm looking at you, Concert_Addict.
A girl I know just loves Disney. She goes once a year. Knowing this, her boyfriend proposed to her at Disney World and then they went to Disney World for their honeymoon. Which, I guess, is sweet and all, since it's what she's all about and I'm not Queen Cynic over here, but come on. If you've already been to Disney World SO many times, why not try something different? It's your honeymoon! There are literally THOUSANDS of places that would make for a nice honeymoon that are not Disney World. That being said, I really didn't mind this proposal video. That little trash can charmed the pants off of me.
i'd like to co-sign this whole chat, because it's amazing.
it was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!
Sorry Wert, but I object to your objection of Jerry. Their treatment of him is the best. I live by one rule, and that is ABJ. Always Be Jerry(ing.) Granted, it's not a well-constructed rule, but it's got me this far.
Monsters, help me out here. Last night, during Parks and Rec, did your TVs broadcast the a black screen with the NBC logo and little three-tone jingle for 2 minutes straight? Or was that just a special easter egg for us Vermonsters? Because it was the worst.
Face/Off references definitely need to become more commonplace on this site. #CastorGum
Oh, crying at work. Definitely my favorite past time. (Crying at work is definitely not my favorite past time.) But in all seriousness wow these are great.
You had me at [insert Chewbacca sound here]
This is just a good Kelly post. #sinceregum
ack! accidental downvote! i'm the worst. i owe you two upvotes, good doctor.
as someone who is living in a city that's trying to be more bike friendly, and has it's share of unfriendly bikers, this short from portlandia is the only thing keeping me sane these days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI
Today is my birthday and I have to say, this post is the best gift I've gotten so far. Duh... (points to self) Winning!
everytime i see him, all i can think about is his character "spaulding" on the amanda show. because i loved the amanda show. and if i'm being honest, i still love the amanda show. http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/scrapbook/images/season02_wk02/4.jpg but this guy, right? glad to see he's doing such a fantastic job
Best Hunt so far. I'm even peeking my head out of my lurker's cave to say so.
replicatin' alongside rutger hauer in blade runner
aawwwwww you guys all beat me to it in the time it took for me to do a google image search. bested again by the monsters!
because my priorities are definitely one hundred percent in a respectable order, i'm pretty sure i know the answer to this important question. she's dressed up as her character from that megamind movie. for your consideration: http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/09/megamind-tina-fey-924.jpg
http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/05/church.jpg Not to be Professor Religiongum over here, but the wheel is actually representative of Buddhism, and is sometimes known as a "Wheel of Dharma." One point for Lost for getting that little double-sided easter egg in there, and one point for my dad for educating me on world religions when I was an impressionable youth. It bored me when I was 7, but it turns out he was just preparing me for the intricacies of a fucking crazy network television show 15 years in advance. Now that I've tipped my nerd hand, it's time to go back to hardcore lurking.
as a fellow lurker, this post comes as inspiration to me. keep your head up, blynn, i think you may be my kindred monster spirit.
The script is frightening. There is actually a character named Helen Keller Knight, and this scene actually happens. "Arthur tries to hand Helen Keller Knight the scroll. But Helen Keller Knight keeps reaching for it and missing. Arthur grabs his hand and places it in it. Helen Keller Knight gets up and runs to the door! But he misses the door and SLAMS into the wall. Helen Keller Knight steadies himself, backs up to make another mad dash at the door, but backs up too far and falls out the window." Classic HKK moment.