pitted, the first rule of the BP Regal is not to talk about the BP Regal (sorry for bringing up "Fight Club"). But seriously, guy: Leave some of the pro tips for the pros!
Let's try it! "[Gabe] still talks a lot about his children, and having a fat body, and being divorced, and the pains of aging, and how young people are bullshit, and variations on the theme of jerking-off-SO-hard." LOL! It works!
"I hope that it's available on iTunes after the episode airs, too. She's talented." -- Your girlfriend, after hearing the news while thumbing through the Winter 2011 L.L. Bean catalog.
That hurts, Steve. I remember all the details because though it's funny now, at the time it was pretty humiliating. Also, the Dodge Stratus reference is from SNL, which you of course knew, because you are smart. Whatever, the case, "Roll With It" is still hella rad.
Thanks for asking, Steve. It was the "manager" of the theater -- who looked like large manchild with a constellation of acne -- if I remember correctly. He definitely drove a Dodge Stratus.
Short story: I was dragged to see this movie against my will. I protested through the credits, and was very unhappy. Then, when the yoga instructor character -- whose accent was so bad it sounded like a college improv troupe member's idea of what Hank Azaria's Apu accent would sound like as a yoga instructor -- came out to do his grand "Speedo Swap" routine, I'd had enough, screamed "Oh, FUCK ME!" and was kicked out of the theater in front of my girlfriend, and her parents. The end.
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