Maybe someone will make Miller's Batman Returns and we'll get a bad-ass girl Robin that we deserve.
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But Ginny had a crush on Harry from the beginning.
Hermione and Ron both had crushes on each other long before they had their fill-ins.
And Harry did like Cho but she liked Cedric and then he died! So, no dice.
That's why I purposely said crushes and not 'dated'. I think I just really worry about the idea that your first crush ever is the love of your life! Cause...I mean, I just don't think Jonathan Taylor Thomas is going to return my calls.
I think if they had done the Snape/Lily dream sequence a little longer I would have gone bananas. Cause, not only was that so heartbreakingly sad but also I called it? Before the last book? NERDPOWER.
Oh oh! Also! Neville! Yes, he's totally awesome. BUT remember how the prophecy would only come to be on whoever Voldie chose it to be on? What if he had chosen Neville? Would Neville had been absolutely screwed because Snape wasn't in love with his mom? #thingsthatkeepmeupatnight
I wish the Hogwarts dating pool was a little less demanding. Whoever is your first major crush (wether requited or not) will be your life partner. And no one is gay (except the dead guy).
I can't wait to see it again with the first half too. It was hard to hear some of the dialogue because the audience was so ready to laugh/cry at everything. For example, I totally missed what Ron said when Ginny's just staring at Harry. And why was their kiss so weak! And thank you so much movie-makers for making Neville and Luna be together. That totally should have happened in the book!
I don't know. The whole thing left me feeling empty? I don't know if it's because it's over and my little monkeybrain can not compute or what. I just can't believe that that was it. That it's over.
I read the books when I was 16 and I remember calculating that the rate to which they were coming out would have the last book/movie coming out when I would be in my mid/late 20s. I remember wondering if I would still care. Then of course I grew and ended up working at a bookstore with a midnight release launch of the last book, dressed as a Weasley twin, handing out copies until 1:30. And then at 26 lining up to watch the midnight showing wearing my best Gryffindor tie. Oh, 16 year old Harke. If only you knew how much aging did not equate maturing.
I also noticed that!? I thought it was Carter's Cleavage (my new band name) but it was totally little Emma's. I mean, I like cleave as much as the next lesbian but she feels more like a sibling to me. Since I've known her since she was 11 and all..
I've never heard an audience have more tentative jitters than when it said 19 years later. The midnight audience was unsure of how to feel at all!
Also! I guess it's fine that they named their kids after their parents but why did Ginny get like, no say at all? James, Lily, Albus. Nobody thought maybe she'd want to name a kid after her, I don't know, dead brother? Also! It's creepy to name your kids after both your parents because your parents were not siblings they were people who fucked. //name rant
..in regards to the Toronto Monster Meet. Apparently I won't be able to go because I fail at the very base level of being a monster.
Comments! They're so hard!
My heart got so happy when I saw Chris Colfer's name, you guys. I want him to be my bestfriend. Why won't he be my best friend?!
...no seriously I sent him a message on facebook and everything. If he wins the Emmy he'll be in a league I'll never hope to approach! But if he loses we'll both be crushed! So! Dilemmas!
I liked the racist episode! Because man! Did it make 10 year old me scared I was racist! AM I? WAS I? Only Roseanne knows! Or does she?
And remember when Dan got arrested for beating up...Fraser? For beating up Jackie? And remember when Jackie was a cop! And remember when George Clooney was on it?
If we could just talk about Roseanne and Gilmore Girls (opposites!) I would be so happy.
I loved that article. I read it a few months ago and it made me really want to go back and watch the first season and see if it felt very different from the other seasons.
And I loved when they swapped out Becky! And their jokes about it! Like when DJ was all grown up and in therapy and he keeps saying 'They say she's the same but she isn't the same." GOLD.
I just want there to be a show like Roseanne again, you guys! Their family was just like my family! And I was in love with Darlene! And instead her and I both dated sensitive boys because being gay was scary! And my brother was called AJ! And none of our furniture matched!
Man, the 90s. The 90s got it.
He wrote 13 Wizard of Oz books and not by his descendents. Baum basically wrote a new one every time he needed some fast cash. See, he was the Wizard of Oz character! A swindler! Man, Children's Lit was totally a good use of my University time. Thanks, VG.
Does anyone love fireworks? Because my favourite part of any holiday is all the puppies and all the babies and you know what they hate? Fireworks. And then they cry. And then I cry. And then Maggie laughs. Cause she's such a little trooper.
As someone who loved dollhouses, and then who's parents got her the Sims to curve that expensive hobby, may I just say that I love and endorse this video.
I went to the Glee concert last night and there's no one else to tell about this except for EVERYONE and it was amazing and I love Chris Colfer and he Darren Criss and Puckerman walked right by me and it was awesome and I'm pretty sure I am the coolest and thats it.
THE END.
Or is it?
Oh god, I just realized that as a mom one day I'm going to have to make this decision if I have a son. So me and my lesbian partner will have to decide what to do to our son's penis! THERE IS NO WINNING HERE.
He was so mopey and boring! He was like Riley from Buffy!
Also! How was Michel not a homo? Like, come on. And I say that in a "I wish he were because he is so cool and awesome" and not in a "stereotypes are always right" way.
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