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Tattoos like this happen so that we "CANL EARN" the art of spacing.
"You're tearing me apart, Hawaiian Courts!"
Obviously the comedy categories are mostly awful, but the drama categories are good. And Glee didn't get nominated for anything did it? Progress. Also, YAY AMY POEHLER! But someone already mentioned that The Wire never won an Emmy, so we can all agree they are bullshit.
It's pretty much the only way I knew he was a person alive on the planet. He's very likeable in a Mr. Roger's sort of way! My new favorite Pitt, in fact.
I think Jane Pitt was just trying to win the conservative vote for Best Pitt. Obviously she's getting Voight's vote. I am still voting for Doug and his khakis.
This nightingale poop obviously ruined a very solid marriage that was not at all manufactured or weird. Because Katie filed for divorce today, and that's the only reason I can come up with. #glib
This reminds me of the Bieber fan who said Justin is cooler than Kurt Cobain because he has more Twitter followers. She has a point. When are ghosts going to start utilizing social media to address the critiques of the public? Do a Reddit AMA already Tolkein and Cobain!
The New Girl is the post-post Damon Wayans show in that it exists after recasting the character first played by the offspring of the first Damon Wayans.
I think I'm doing baths wrong. Got milk?
He's probably the reason all of this is happening. Out throwing rocks at zombies and arousing their ire. Get in the fucking house, Carl!
"The men will bleed out there and you will bleed in here." Good talk. Sloshed Cersei 2012
The cast and writers seem to be pretty bummed that he's gone, so he couldn't have been the biggest asshole who's ever assholed. I'm sure the NBC and Sony executives weren't enamored with him b/c they are the ones he had to fight to have his creative vision realized every week. But all that stuff is irrelevant to me as a fan of the show. With Dan Harmon gone, Community has lost its weird, unique voice which was its greatest asset. There is plenty of talent still connected to the show, but it's the weird I want. Darkest timeline.
Jaime Lannister is the Sawyer of GoT. He's spent most of the season in a cage. He's all snarky and cocky even when he's being threatened with death/torture. He's got the nicknaming down with "Beast". He strangled someone to death with chains. So, he was pretty much my favorite this episode.
Things a genius (Steve Jobs) as played by Ashton Kutcher can be expected to say: "Dude, I have to poop!!!" That baby Mensa from the Today Show knows what I'm talkin' bout.
I live in NC. Nobody throw anything at me! I voted against the amendment and also believe in separation of church and state and evolution and stuff! I actually do respect Obama for taking a stand, even at this late date, because I can't imagine it's gonna help him in the swing state of NC (ironic) come November. Yes, it's depressing that civil rights are even an issue, but some of us really needed this today. It was a horrible yesterday. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to making out with my cousin, Jethro. Don't worry. He's not a double first cousin. That's the only kind of cousin that it's illegal to marry here because that would be gross.
Since no one else has said it yet.... RUDE.
The execution of the pitch to Heinz was flawless, but the concept itself was corny. What do the Flintstones and the Jetsons have in common? Beans, stupid! Some things never change. Kinda surprised Don liked it so much. Guess it's better than "Beans, beans, they're good for your heart..."
This is so "Hot Now". (Krispy Kreme reference up in this bitch!) You know how Diddy Puff Sean Daddy Combs had that butler that shielded him from the sun with an umbrella? That's what's going on here with the silent rifle-holding boy, right? He's the butler. That holds the guns. And counts all the 400s of things.