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RE lowest rated comment: I realize the associate editor has to write something but go fuck yourself you judgmental cunt.
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1/18/13 8:47 PM
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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Worst hangover story or best suicide story?
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1/18/13 12:49 PM
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Uh, Let’s Listen To Bukowski Talk About His Worst Hangover
I subscribe to the Fight Club airport scene dildo etiquette. Never imply ownership. Use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
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1/18/13 12:08 PM
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Headline Of The Day: Zac Efron Freaks Out After Being Photographed Near An Array Of Dildos
Shuck your own corn mom and dad. I'm dying my hair teal and taking a nap in the library. http://i.imgur.com/OFd1o.jpg
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1/17/13 12:25 PM
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The Perfect Crime: Sleeping In The Iowa City Library
Candle In The Wind for generation douchebag.
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1/14/13 1:26 PM
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Sandy Hook Elementary Tribute Song “Heaven” By “BABY KAELY” Directed And Produced By WILL.I.AM
A heavyset woman of color not familiar with the Johnny Cash songbook sounds about right. It's not like she flubbed an Anita Baker clue.
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1/14/13 12:59 PM
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“I Have The Wine” By Johnny Cash
Straight out of a Trailer Park Boys episode.
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12/20/12 11:55 AM
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The Perfect Crime: Mouthful Of Ice Cream Bandit
What has 5 balls and rapes Mexicans? THE LOTTERY
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12/20/12 11:48 AM
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“Man Finds Jesus On Tortilla” Story Is Perfect
I think Gabe just got away with making a retard joke.
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12/18/12 1:39 PM
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Arnold’s Very Special Christmas Party
Fuck Leno and Fallon. I want Late Night With Louie for Christmas. http://i.imgur.com/UmR9f.png
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12/17/12 6:23 PM
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It’s The Most Wonderful Jay Leno Rumors Of The Year
Only a matter of time before some prankster glues on a wax prosthetic and restores the statue's nose to Leprechaun era Aniston. http://i.imgur.com/on36v.jpgeprican
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12/14/12 1:07 PM
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Questions For Jennifer Aniston’s New Wax Statue
Lets meet in the middle with bald animals dressed like Santa. http://i.imgur.com/p4rD4.jpg
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12/14/12 12:03 PM
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Bradley Cooper’s Rumored Hair Loss OR Animals Dressed Like Santa?
WTF is going on with this goddamn outfit? http://i.imgur.com/dHEmh.jpg
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12/14/12 11:57 AM
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Cut Loose Everybody, It’s Friday!
Watch it on mute and this is creepy. The kid moves like a demonic marionette.
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12/13/12 3:35 PM
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Dancing Alone To Pony Circa 2012
This is just a big fuck you to third world babies.
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12/13/12 1:28 PM
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This Is Just A Good Picture Of A Baby
Good early news on Django Unchained I guess but a Big Bang Theory nomination makes me suspect.
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12/13/12 11:56 AM
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The 2013 Golden Globe Nominations
A CHALLENGER APPEARS http://i.imgur.com/vJJ42.jpg
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12/13/12 11:41 AM
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A Quick Lesson In Headbutting
I found a pic. It kinda looks like James Franco's mustache. http://i.imgur.com/4vcKf.jpg
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12/12/12 1:20 PM
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What The Fuck, Matt Lauer?
Lets cut the crap and find some de-pixelated pictures of this wardrobe malfunction.
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12/12/12 1:02 PM
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What The Fuck, Matt Lauer?
7... Minute... Abs. http://i.imgur.com/MbmDX.png
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12/12/12 12:54 PM
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How To Get A Trademark Benedict Cumberbatch Stomach
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