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RE lowest rated comment: I realize the associate editor has to write something but go fuck yourself you judgmental cunt.
Worst hangover story or best suicide story?
I subscribe to the Fight Club airport scene dildo etiquette. Never imply ownership. Use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Shuck your own corn mom and dad. I'm dying my hair teal and taking a nap in the library. http://i.imgur.com/OFd1o.jpg
A heavyset woman of color not familiar with the Johnny Cash songbook sounds about right. It's not like she flubbed an Anita Baker clue.
Straight out of a Trailer Park Boys episode.
What has 5 balls and rapes Mexicans? THE LOTTERY
I think Gabe just got away with making a retard joke.
Fuck Leno and Fallon. I want Late Night With Louie for Christmas. http://i.imgur.com/UmR9f.png
Only a matter of time before some prankster glues on a wax prosthetic and restores the statue's nose to Leprechaun era Aniston. http://i.imgur.com/on36v.jpgeprican
Lets meet in the middle with bald animals dressed like Santa. http://i.imgur.com/p4rD4.jpg
WTF is going on with this goddamn outfit? http://i.imgur.com/dHEmh.jpg
Watch it on mute and this is creepy. The kid moves like a demonic marionette.
This is just a big fuck you to third world babies.
Good early news on Django Unchained I guess but a Big Bang Theory nomination makes me suspect.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS http://i.imgur.com/vJJ42.jpg
I found a pic. It kinda looks like James Franco's mustache. http://i.imgur.com/4vcKf.jpg
Lets cut the crap and find some de-pixelated pictures of this wardrobe malfunction.
7... Minute... Abs. http://i.imgur.com/MbmDX.png