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If only you had a catchy phrase you could use as a hash tag on twitter to help organize your call to arms.
It washes your revitiigo right off, so calm down you politically correct people.
If you've never seen the video where he describes "the violin" you should. Or shouldn't depending on how squeamish you are. Also you should definitely google X-Arm because that is just pure lol.
Sigh. God forbid somebody make a fighting movie about a former legend of mixed martial arts from the days where the best in the world only got paid ten grand to show who's body is breaking down but is forced to get knocked out at an Indian casino once a month for fifteen grand to stay alive, or the Jui JItsu Luta Livre wars in Brazil in the seventies, or the MMA boom in Japan. No, let's make movies about robots fighting Channing Tatum or something.
And, like always, that Crank clip was the best part of this post. It even found a way to sneak a fuck in there. Love that movie.
When I first watched this my initial thought was if the internet was really going to make fun of a clearly challenged individual, and then the middle fingers came out and all was right in the world.
I love how they through that little anti-abortion jab in there. ALL FETUSES GO TO HEAVEN!
"Sea blue eyes" fucking white Jesus.
If I died at age seven I sure as hell wouldn't have gone to heaven. That's proof enough for me that this kid's a liar.
Beautiful
Well I'm watching this. I've waited my whole life for a Donald Sutherland and Jason Statham vs the world movie.
This movie is so great if only because its not as crazy as it could be. Like when it came out, people probably thought it was pretty crazy. Baby gets run over by a motorcycle, dude half chops his leg off with a hacksaw only to be blown up. But now, meh. I mean we are in a post-Water World world here, we expect more from our crazy alternate universe crime movies. I even saw Road Warrior first so I was expecting way more gigantic burn victims and grunting infants that threw badass boomerang things that he catches with his claw. But its really understated, with a lot of long shots of just Max's car sitting their stoically. Its both creepier for it, and more badass for it.
Its called the Road Warrior. Show some respect. And yeah it is, but Mad Max is totes better than Thunderdome. Forget Master Blaster, Mad Max runs Bartertown.
Last night I tried to get my turtle to fight a praying mantis I caught on my screen door. We submerged the mantis (hilarious word choice right there) so it couldn't fly away and watched Terrence get in position for his great white shark attack. When Terrance finally snapped his head upward at the praying mantis in what he thought would be the death blow, the praying mantis just attached on to his back and started using his little praying bug hands to attack Terrance's face. He just kept hacking at the guy until Terrance ran away. So fighting things is pretty cool.
My brother and I call each other about once a week, essentially just to do our impressions of that line. We are supposedly adults.
ZZZZZaaap, ZZZZZZZaaaaap
I see all of you have played knivesy spoonsy before. Also: I knew when I first met you that I'd someday kill you in a hall of mirrors.
That is commonly referred to as "awesome."
From now on, I'm just going to form my political opinion from whatever the fuck Sean Penn is saying.
Yeah, but who knows how much cash they got her. If I was able to extort burrito money from a company I would also be "very happy." Shit, I'd even be "content" with rolled taco money.
This show may be even more awful than I originally feared.
I'm just glad Herc got work.
That's the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life. But all's well that ends well I guess.
Mel should talk to Screech and get the best disguise in HISTORY!
Speaking of great human beings who have never given anything to the world but love and compassion.
Well that was the wrong comment to reply to.
Big Diablo Cody fan?
You know what else doesn't get a glary screen when you try to read it by the pool? A book.
That was basically just Up Up and Away by Kid Cudi. And like Up Up and Away by Kid Cudi, that shit is my jam,
He needs one of these http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/105783/flying-car-Skycar-M400-ii-500x383.jpg
These balls never have enough dancing grandmas. Why would I go to a ball with no dancing grandmas.
Yeah, people be pissed ALL the time. I just wish we could only be pissed part of the time.
Does he have a belly button?
I'd really like to see Donny Bonaduce vs George Simmons with PRIDE rules.
Gabe only likes the movie Precious and that is it damnit. Why are you writing that script about a rich person. Stop stop stop Don't make me slap the pen from your hand. There are poor people in this world you know. Like the people I photoshopped Don Drapers head in with.