Took me a minute to parse this. I've managed to gather some thoughts together.
First of all, "Nick Hexum", this stinks to high heaven and it smells a lot like horseshit, which I hate by the way. All i'm looking for right now is an ounce of truth because all I'm hearing is lies and, probably because of the probing nature of RJ's line of questioning, a slight discomfort in your voice if I'm honest. Hmmm. "A Slight Discomfort"? Is that a Hold Steady track? Yes it is. Just a coincidence? Not my place to say. But no it's absolutely not.
Second of all, an image i found on the famous site wikileaks, ever heard of it? Yeah i thought so.
http://i.imgur.com/iUr5Yxq.jpg
Let's take a look.
"Nothing out of the ordinary here", i hear you saying to yourself. "Hundreds upon hundreds of people gathered together on a boat in the middle of an ocean, living together for days and exposing themselves to the music of 311. What could be more normal than that?" You fool. You poor fool. One word: cartoon mermaid craig finn. Ah yes. Yes that's right the cartoon mermaid enjoying herself in the foreground is in fact Craig Finn of Hold Steady fame. Now when I saw this image that i did not crudely photoshop turn up on Wikileaks, even I was shocked. How brazen. How can you repeatedly deny cold hard facts? How can the public carry on as if nothing is happening?
These are the facts. Choose to ignore them if you want but don't call me when this powder keg goes kaboom baby.
Comments