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This story made me realize how boring my life is. Thanks for that.
They should call it "Demon In A Bottle". Get it? Now excuse me guys, I'm going to go spend the rest of my day voting for Joe Rogan in this week's Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown. Carlos Mencia is toast!
In preparation for his role in the upcoming remake of The Exorcist. Diddy spent his Saturday night in the club getting vomited on by demon bitches.
I love how you actually commented on Ebert's blog. If they were to make a movie about you it would be call ed "An American PATRIOT: A MAN Without fucking BOUNDARIES".
Only if you want to!
Julie Powers is such a bitch, But I love Aubrey Plaza so much. Kudos to you for the picture though.
If Zanger Bob's girl, Angela, ever got caught with Mini Daddy we could be seeing a major beef we haven't seen since Pac and Biggie. I would hate to be reading the paper one day and read that Zanger Bob's power wheel got shot up by Mini Daddy's posse with super soakers.
AWESOME! I don't think they could put me in a booty-poppin coffin quick enough!
"Maybe you should draft Phil Simms or Boomer Esiason."
I thought the The League was the funniest show from last night. I thought the "pussy" conversation they had at dinner was greatest moment of the night.
Mad props on the Batman reference! You the man!
I got more of a Battlestar vibe from it. The V are just like Cylons, you don't know who to trust!
Dammit! I was thinking the same thing! You were just too speedy though! But I'm just glad old chap is finding work in this economy!
HARHAR! You gots me doin da roflcopter!
Little House on the Prairie? Go drink your prune juice, grandma! I'm just teasing, I do enjoy watching Little House on the Prairie at times.
Don't you have a dissertation or something to write, Professor?
The League was awesome. Although I do love Kroll and Scheer I was most excited to see Jon Lajoie (taco). I think the whole song he did at the kid's birthday was the most hilarious thing to happen last night. Also, I've been playing fantasy football since I was 12 and the jokes they made that were relevant to football didn't seem like they would alienate any viewers due to a lack of football knowledge. It just seemed like when they would make a football joke then they would explain it afterwards, like the Keyshawn Johnson joke. But anyways, last night definitely got my roflcopter off the ground.
Oh my god, Tony Cox was an EWOK! I think he is now my second favorite celebrity midget. (Second to Mickey from Seinfeld, of course.)
TONY COX! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185272/