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fuck. read all posts next time before making jean-ralphio joke. my bad, dudes.
so this show is basically jean-ralphio moves to the big city?
"i'm nellin' like magellan"
i had a dream last week where i came up with the best suggestion for the hunt. i spent all of that day trying to remember what movie it was so i could post it in the comments today. i still haven't been able to remember what it was. it's in fact quite possible that the movie doesn't exist and was made up in my dream world. cool story, bro.
a friend signed my 8th grade yearbook with something to the effect of "i'd love to hang with you this summer but i know you'll be spending all your time with alana," the girl i had an all-too-obvious crush on for a huge percentage of my teenage years. i ran to the office demanding a new yearbook because i hadn't gotten alana to sign it yet, and god forbid she be reminded for the 5 millionth time i had a crush on her. they refused but taped a piece of scrap paper over the offending quote. of course, alana (and probably everybody else) peeled back the tape to reveal the offense within, and watching that happen from across the room in 5th period science was about as cheek-burningly embarrassing an experience as i had had. in retrospect, i must have wanted it to happen, though. otherwise, why didn't i just sharpie that shit out? being a teenager is hard.
the thirtysomething recaps were my favorite thing ever. i would love more recaps of terrible, and not so terrible, old shows that are on netflix instant, we could all watch along. have you watched numbers? that is a terrible show. joel fleishman is in it (HI JOEL!), and so is that dude from taxi. what about magnum p.i.? that is also an awful show, the dude with the mustache that isn't burt reynolds is in it. studio 60 on the sunset strip? it was fun to wait every week to talk about something that aired 20 years before. buffy, angel, twin peaks. the possibilities are endless (not really, but sorta).
what's eating gilbert crepe?
i was just lamenting the lack of pun-based pho restaurant names in the bay area. there is a "what the pho?" somewhere but i need more.
"the thing about having a trust fund is, you get to be whatever you say you are." - richard phillips
"the thing about having a trust fund is, you get to be whatever you say you are." - richard phillips
" Has a more psychological portent in looking at the psychological consequences, or at least psychologically of what has come before." - Richard Phillips (painter, film maker, constructor of sentences)
"i was hoping to get laid." - richard phillips
exactly. can i get a movie like this where the people's actions are actually believable? nobody has ever run in flip flops in the rain to find out who their wife is fucking, ever. "i didn't take the car because i just didn't think of it. it has nothing to do with the fact that the director thought it would be a 'cool' moment where like, the crowd is totally amused, but also sympathizing with my plight."
the running in flip flops scene is killing me. such the quirky serious movie cliche move.
slow, cheap, and out of control
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