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I believe the late Michael Jackson got in some hot water for putting his child Blanket out there
I just want to talk about it with y'all monsters
VOTE LUTHER!!!!!!!! or should I say "Loofer". because that is how Idris Elba pronounces it in his accent.
I ALSO want to hit on the education system. Hey, what up, Chinese education system. Saw you across the room and I knew I had to come talk to you, girl.
That's the outfit he would have done it in, too
More like Lana Del Not-ve-RAY-good. Hahahah YESSS. You know, I came into this comment not sure how I was gonna make that work but I really pulled it out in the end. No homo.
To quote myself on Twitter, "Arrested Development is coming back and white people haven't been this excited since institutional racism replaced the individual kind." RELAX, NERDS. The show ended over half a decade ago. AD has been gone for two ADs. Let it lie! #unpopularopinionsgum
NOPE. He's not that.
I didn't see Michael Jackson's dead body! Hooray! I win!!
http://i.imgur.com/DrGoh.png *"Bittersweet Symphony" plays*
I AGREE SO MUCH, LBT. Tom Baker is the bessssst. And hotspur, I think they are taking a Seven-like direction with Eleven, which is interesting and exciting and I really look forward to new episodes. I keep wanting to reblog something Who on the Videogum tumblr but I feel like I shouldn't? THAT SAID IF ANYONE NEEDS A GUY TO BLOG ABOUT DOCTOR WHO ON VIDEOGUM.COM I'LL DO IT FOR FREE
Halle Kiefer said something mean about Pokémon on tumblr so I unfollowed her and now she's dead to me.
Ughhhh the Tenth Doctor is so overrated. It took me years and years to get into new Who because his fangirls are such nightmares.
"Kenneth from 30 Rock" doesn't have a name, I guess. Hahaha. Cool, Gwyneth.
No one has thought of Josh Hartnett in like a decade! WOW! What's that guy even up to? "Washing cars." Ohhh, he's washing cars.
Yeah, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is actually really annoying? And no one but my friend Tina and me can see it! I think it's his voice and his dumb face and his demeanor and the things he does. I'm still gonna watch Brick, though, but because I love Rian Johnson and saw him IRL at a Q&A for a Mountain Goats film he did (did not touch his jacket).
Don't use the R word, please!!! Or any R word. It's not ri...............correct.
And for Andrew, who might have class from 6 to 9 tonight (Race and Ethnic Relations, son! Fuck white peopleeeeee!!!)?
Hahah, but they're libertarians. That's even worse!
UH-OH GUYS, my dad didn't like the show! http://i.imgur.com/nhWFz.png
YEAH. YIKES. I saw Burn After Reading in theatres (ladies?) and I was so, so disturbed by that. Fuck.
Mercury poisoning. Mercury poisoning. High levels of mercury toxicity. Poisoned by mercury. Toxic mercury poisoning mercury. Mercury. The word for the planet closest to the Sun except the other meaning, the element one, and then the poisonous properties of it.
hey, Bill Murray: more like Tale of Two Shitties! (Garfield, not Dickens)
I love it! But work on your meter.
Methinks that I shall never see A Bill as lovely as Murray
In middle school I had to give a speech as a famous person so I dressed up like this picture of Thomas Edison and I talked about how I watched my own brother drown which if I'm remembering correctly is fucked up but true
Honestly it took me like twelve years but I just figured out why she moves her arm like that. I thought she was waving? Haha. Smart man coming through, beep beep (what I say when I go through places).
It is really great! The show. Like objectively good, and I'm quick to be critical of anime so as to distance myself from 13-year-old Andrew.
Which Who, though?! Matt Smith-era with the time vortex lightning? The original series episodes where it showed a big-ass pic of Jon Pertwee's face which faded into the distance as it played "woo-ee-ooooooo"? THIS IS IMPORTANT
Civilization--I'll stay right heeeeeere
Since I met you, Kelly, I have wanted to make a relatively inoffensive joke about how you are small, and I SAW MY CHANCE AND RAN WITH IT.
The Dark Carnival, motherfucker! http://i.imgur.com/ClmS2.jpg
HEY AZIZ! WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING A KID COULD DO FOR YOU TO HOOK HIM UP WITH YOUR COOL CUTE FRIEND?
I don't think religion "obscures" rational discussion, R2D2? I think that's taking an incredibly simplistic view of religion, and I also feel like being anti-religion is like being anti-art or anti-philosophy. You don't have to approve of what the Dadas believe but to shit on Picasso as well is really silly and reductive, and the fact that Gervais constantly brings up his antitheism where it isn't warranted or wanted means to me he's someone to tune out. Atheists are not an oppressed minority, either! A minority, maybe, but not oppressed. Ricky Gervais doesn't have to drink at the designated atheist water fountain.