Ut's a statue of Alan Turing, the grandfather of computer science and the inventor of a famous test of artificial intelligence. It seems quite clear that the statue passes the Turing Test, at least as far as canine-human interaction is concerned! (Chortle, chortle, chortle!)
"Kicking it in the front pews, kicking it in the back pews..."
Yikes...sounds like a Unitarian Youth Group sleepover!!!
U.U. know what I'm talking about! (All 2 of you.)
Indeed. Patch has an incredible life story (thanks, Wikipedia!):
"After turning down an art scholarship to Ohio State University, he traveled west, studied yoga and lived as a monk while preparing vegetarian meals for the monks and nuns in a Hollywood ashram. After three years of celibacy, a steady diet of ice cream and the films of Truffaut and Bergman, he landed at the Theater Academy of Los Angeles City College where he studied for two years."
http://cdn.blogs.sheknows.com/blog.soapoperafan.com/2009/02/patchkayla.jpg
Who knew? Only everyone who ever watched him on WBZ-4's awesome local talk show "People Are Talking."
Watch him belittle his own audience members when they ask confusing questions in a Boston accent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh65aAPYEL0
I think the enthusiastic kid with the mohawk was also used in a lame stunt at the NBA slam dunk contest. If this is the case, don't worry about the child exploitation factor. He's almost certainly some kind of A.I. robot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NMBL764E8c
HE (yes, he) is alive!!! And he (his family?) had a number one hit in 10 countries!
http://angelokelly.de/en/eine-seite/
http://angelokelly.de/wp-content/uploads/fotoscologne/_HST2049.jpg
Q: EVERYONE ON THE SHOW WISHES HIM THE ABSOLUTE BEST? A) WHY? B) FUCK YOU.
A) Duh....bi-ratings!!! We need ad money so we can fix our windows.
B) You're right. We deserve it. We're so selfish and clumsy.
Also, I totally loved and agreed with this post. For now on I promise to close my ears every time I hear "Yeah x3."
You guys, his Wikipedia page says he was born in 2010....curious, don't you don't think?
http://www.newchatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/benjamin-button.jpg
Really? Huh! Sorry guys. My heart feels that TLOTM is at least as worsty as Garden State. And I'd be willing to bet Netflix's robots that those who love the former tend to love the latter. But oh well...
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