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I jumped ahead about 7 different times and this dude was STILL doing his thing!
For the longest time, anytime I read the word "misshapen" I pronounced it "miss-happen". Both in my head AND aloud! Soooo embarrassing when I finally found out. Now that I think about it, I have no idea what "miss-happen" could have possibly meant and I am wondering why I didn't figure that out sooner. Oh, well!
I was watching the music video in the living room on my laptop and I could have sworn my headphones were plugged in, but alas they were not. Now everyone in this living room probably thinks I am a total Ke$ha-head and no one will understand that I was listening to it ironically. Thanks a lot, stealthy headphone jack!
My roommate is on 4Chan on the constant. In other words, I have terrible roommates.
Oh man, I came here and couldn't for the life of me figure out was was going on. I thought my internet was just messing with me. I don't want to be that person that complains, but, I am so confused! Give me time, VIdeogum. I need to get acclimated.
I'm on deck with some Friskies, man. 50 bucks an ounce!
She wails a lot, doesn't she? Like, a ton. But I'm going to go ahead and admit that it's kind of working for me. That's not a problem, is it?
I am amused to see that I am not the only Indiana on the list! I also thought we were supposed to use our real names, so no laffs from my entry :(
I am going to blow up those pictures and make them my literal wallpaper.
I spent Super Bowl Sunday with my family, and not a damn one of them would let me watch the Puppy Bowl! Not even during the boring parts (i.e, the actual game)! So it was all football and Doritos and Bud Light commercials for me.
Why would you subject me to such horrors, Gabe? WHY?
Of course, by Mortal Combat I really meant Mortal Kombat.
I had to watch it all alone in my bedroom as all my roommates were in the living room watching Mortal Combat. Luckily, that meant no one saw me cry like a little girl during his speech. I thought the whole episode was pitch-perfect and wonderful. That Conan, such a class act. September, please come soon!
"She growled, 'May your aim be true' and pulled my pelvis towards hers." While I wish i could bleach my brain and make it so I never, ever read that, I have to say the lulz ALMOST make it worth it.
Now I'll never know what terrifying pictures were up!
My boyfriend just informed me that he's actually watched this movie. Apparently they played it at his church one time. Go figure!
My boyfriend recently left the Mormon church and his ginormous family is all Mormon. Um.... I'm not saying all Mormons are weird, but his family is fucking weird. Also, my boyfriend totally still has his CTR ring!
I was 10 when the first Cats and Dogs move came out, so my gramma took me to see it. Two thumbs way up from me and my gramma!
I really liked this episode. But, that may just be because every time I see James Franco I giggle like a schoolgirl. Still, I LOLed quite a bit.,
Also, I just realized this all happened last night... I want deets!