One Christmas I thought I was gonna win the Awesome Daughter Award for shelling out, like, eighty bucks to give my mom the first season of Six Feet Under on DVD. I just knew she was going to fall in love with the series like I did and it would change her LIFE! That night, I badgered the whole family into sitting down to watch the pilot. I did NOT remember that within the first 10 minutes or so, Claire is smoking PCP and Nate is fucking Brenda in an airport closet. It didn't go over well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY
There's more where this came from. Is babies and paper ripping a thing? I've been laughing at this kid for months now and it never gets old.
New York's hottest club is Toys-R-Us. This place has everything*. Pregnant whales on steroids, midgets high-fiving, doing back flips, Mexican Barbie dolls and four year olds in Escalades.
*They don't have coloring books.
as an awkwardly chin-bearded 48-year old who suggests to sprite 20-somethings that we should "raise a little hell" with whores, I am this demographic. DORIAN GRAY-TTTTT!!!!!!
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