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One Christmas I thought I was gonna win the Awesome Daughter Award for shelling out, like, eighty bucks to give my mom the first season of Six Feet Under on DVD. I just knew she was going to fall in love with the series like I did and it would change her LIFE! That night, I badgered the whole family into sitting down to watch the pilot. I did NOT remember that within the first 10 minutes or so, Claire is smoking PCP and Nate is fucking Brenda in an airport closet. It didn't go over well.
What what WHAT!!?? My head is in the yogurt cup. I never realized it either.
It always makes me happy to see Fisher Stevens getting work.
Wet Otter-merican Summer
The Depends of the Ocean
Toilet the Right Number One In
The Hottie and the Potty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY There's more where this came from. Is babies and paper ripping a thing? I've been laughing at this kid for months now and it never gets old.
Terrier Bozzio #dogdrummers
I was trying to find a way to work the Vinnie's T.Hanks joke into this thread. Well done!
I KNEW there was something I was forgetting to do... Netflix. Done!
A Serious Gingerbread Man
Two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Doves
* Palme Nanny Mc Feature Presentation
Rakin' 2: Electric Leaf Blower
New York's hottest club is Toys-R-Us. This place has everything*. Pregnant whales on steroids, midgets high-fiving, doing back flips, Mexican Barbie dolls and four year olds in Escalades. *They don't have coloring books.
Your stories are the best. I like what you're doing here.
Mountain Dew the Right Thing Good Night and Good Pot Luck
Children of the Corn on the Cob Potato CHiPs
That's the one with Paolo and Nicki, right?
More like Newsboy, Indian and San Franciscan.
There's a Florida Gators poster on the wall.
"deliciously taciturn" Wow. That is the best. Most apt.
meh meh meh meh.
That's the best trailer I've seen since I got eyes!
as an awkwardly chin-bearded 48-year old who suggests to sprite 20-somethings that we should "raise a little hell" with whores, I am this demographic. DORIAN GRAY-TTTTT!!!!!!