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Norwegian Rap Duo E.D.A. Told Us The Story Behind Their Unexpected New Conan O’Brien Collab
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In my mind it is.
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12/18/13 5:49 PM
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How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I just drank a Coors Light and my mom bought me a blender!
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12/18/13 5:45 PM
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How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
and now a cat is asleep on my lap
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12/11/13 5:30 PM
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How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I bought new gloves and used them to help me carry a heavy case of beer home in the cold.
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12/11/13 5:29 PM
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How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I think it's because she has a wig on with the long blonde hair, she looks more normal once she has her real short hair.
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5/28/13 2:34 PM
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Arrested Development
And/Or
Behind The Candelabra
Open Thread
After like 5 drafts of my thoughts on the new season of AD, I'm scrapping them all to just say that I'm very pleased with how it turned out.
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5/28/13 12:14 PM
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Arrested Development
And/Or
Behind The Candelabra
Open Thread
Oh this is fun, I recently had a dream where Ryan Lochte hired me as his personal non-sexual small spoon sleeping partner. ack!
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5/3/13 3:58 PM
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What Is Your Most Embarrassing Celebrity Dream?
Welp, guess I'll just go to bed now that I've watched that.
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4/2/13 5:15 PM
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“Michael”
My personal hell involves me having to work eternity in a Starbucks where this is my customer always
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3/29/13 5:14 PM
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This Is Just A Good Computer Generated Face Complaining About Yogurt Parfaits
the most roundabout sneeze shart to ever happen
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1/30/13 4:02 PM
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Our Legally Required Jason London Poop Blog Post, Your Honor
Here's to hoping that this is all that survives us as a civilization.
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1/22/13 3:03 PM
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Healing
I almost ate a hot dog but made pasta instead.
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1/16/13 6:03 PM
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How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Whoever it was that shot JR, did that ever get resolved?
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11/1/12 3:20 PM
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Who Do You Think Mitt Romney’s Favorite TV Characters Are?
Damn it Bejeweled, first I missed my stop and then a riot!?
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11/1/12 1:34 PM
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The Dude Who Wouldn’t Riot
Mitt Romney is personally responsible for the Landry kills a guy storyline.
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10/11/12 12:43 PM
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Duh Aficionado
Magazine: Mitt Romney Isn’t Coach Taylor
Shindler's List except they ride Segways into the sky instead of bikes.
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9/19/12 3:01 PM
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Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology
I consider any boner hiding guide without mention of the textbook block to be an utter failure.
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8/13/12 1:34 PM
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Germans Deliver An Important Message For All Of Mankind
Love means never having to say I'm sorry for falling asleep while floating in the Susquehanna.
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8/13/12 1:28 PM
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Sometimes Things Aren’t As They Seem
"dads be hackin'" - they
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6/28/12 9:56 AM
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People Tripping Is Always Funny, Should Be Mandatory
what a trip! #booooooo
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6/28/12 9:42 AM
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People Tripping Is Always Funny, Should Be Mandatory
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