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Yes! But so sad. Also like The Christmas Toy, with Rugby Tiger and Mew, who was just a cat toy. Henson Christmas specials are amazingly depressing!
Sigh. I will go see this, thus ending my streak of Never Giving Nora Ephron My Money.
Thumbs-upping your comments takes up so much of my workday.
I was there this weekend and despite a bunch of "End the Fed" signs, it seemed like an okay bunch. But ... apparently they're also hosting an anti-war march soon to advocate, among other things, an end to all aid to Israel, and that's where I start backing away slowly and refusing to make eye contact with any of the OWSers. Not my scene.
Aw, shucks. I loved how the lead singer did a super joyous hipster dance but kept a totally straight face the entire time. ALSO, I believe the maracas player was doing Robot Maracas. As SNL musical performances go, theirs was very successful!
I respectfully disagree. I'm gonna get the jacket, lock it up in the vault, and ten years later start wearing it, and everyone will be super impressed, and that's just how it's gonna be, dudes.
Here's a little something for all the ladies.
"My party hats are bigger. Consider underwire."
My work computer sucks, rendering me literally unable to paste Anne Hathaway's head on top of that kitty who plays the keyboards, but just imagine it amongst yourselves. Meow.
Obviously, I meant to type "Pound Puppie$," with special guest star Raven-Symoné.
Not enough dollar signs. Try "Tha Dogg Hou$e" a la Ke$ha.
I was gonna be all, "c'mon guys, Bodie's ALWAYS on TV, he's doing fiiine." But then I checked IMDB and actually it's just that he's been on The Good Wife twice this season, in different roles. (The Good Wife maybe has The Wire's casting director, or else its producers just really like that show, because they hire like exclusively from The Wire ... Kima, Carver, Chris Partlow (who plays a pastor!), Nick AND his uncle ... let's all watch and then maybe, um, Christine Baranski GIFs?)
I tried to watch it and couldn't finish. Maybe because I read the book and knew where it was going? Or maybe because it was zzzz.
There are not enough thumbs up in the world for me to express my feelings about your comment.
They are making more Sherlock!
Lack of adequate rehearsal time for The Lonely Island! And yet I will still rewind and watch several times, especially to see Will Arnett laughing his ass off!
Next, she'll give interviews talking about how they are BEST FRIENDS and how McCarthy was going to co-write Gwynnie's comedy script with her but actually thought that Paltrow's voice was so unique and singular that she should actually just write it herself.
Considering Goonies, I would never have guessed that Plimpton would be the sexayest one in that group. I need to get that dress, and wear it on Tuesdays while folding my laundry, just because.
He crossed his fingers after saying "I wish you nothing." You trolls know what I'm talking about.
Justin gets Kanye to follow Taylor around and shout about how everything she does is substandard.
And also, I am kind of worried about this lady now! Not Gywneth (duh) but this lady had two allegedly near-death escapes in one day? That means your life is now Final Destination and you need to stop giving interviews and start doing whatever Devon Sawa did.
What really gets me about this story (you can't tell but I'm gritting my teeth as I type) is the quote that Gywneth was "moved" by this story. Because I bet Gywneth WAS moved by this story, and now Chris Martin is going to write a song expressing her feelings about it, and it will be just a terrible song. This story IS a September 11th near-death experience, not at all involving the Twin Towers, but because getting run over by a big SUV will totally kill you. So Gwyneth saved her life exactly once, by carefully braking.
This guy is clearly the next Guadalajaran Orson Welles and soon will be making critically acclaimed films and wine commercials.
I don't judge Anne Hathaway for being a terrible joke-rapper. I do judge the Conan pre-interviewer who was like "oh hello Anne, oh you have been working on a rap? You think you could do it on the show? Let's hear it ... that is terrific and America will love it." Whoever that person was, I judge him/her like whoa.
Bridget Jones's Diary 3: Died Alone and Found Two Weeks Later Half-Eaten by Wild Dogs
This is almost as sad as when Mr. Hooper died, except Mr. Hooper didn't actually die because he was just a fictional character ... right? RIGHT?? Sigh. Now must go sing "I Love Trash" while sobbing in the shower, Troy-style.
AMAZING FIND! This is the best Halloween costume ever! Not just the idea, but also the execution, and here I am not making a joke about Snoop on The Wire but am still talking about Snoop Dogg.
Ha ha ha! What a good prank! Gabe is truly Prankasaurus Rex, a.k.a. "The Clooney."
"I mean, really" -- the new "Am I right, ladies?" And also the moment that COMEDY WAS ASSASSINATED. Virtually every one of those Gwyneth quotes should have an AIRL attached to the end. Especially the Parisian bikini waxing.
Sometimes when I feel like having a good vomit, I picture Chris Martin and Gwyneth dueting around the piano while their wholesome organic dinner is being cleaned up by the servants. I BET THEY DUET ON THE WORST SONGS.
Mr. Rogers's cardigan will stay a cardigan, because today's audience will see it as a classy Mad Men homage. However, he will change into a pair of Crocs. I really want to make a joke about adding a HIV+ character like in the South Africa version of Sesame Street, but I will refrain so as not to Lower the Discourse.
Agreed. I would definitely see The Smurf movie if he Andy Serkis-ed all The Smurfs, otherwise, no thank you.
Also weird to see: nobody questioning why Olivia Wilde was running around unchaperoned. After reading Lonesome Dove, I just assume she was undercover working as the town whore, but I am pretty sure in the Old West if that is your job, they just refer to you "the hoooore" instead of your actual name.
Oh right, it could totally have been an exoskeleton! Either way, thanks for giving me nightmares, Lost writing staff! Speaking of Lost wasn't it weird to see the guy from the hatch who pushed the button with Desmond running around in the Old West and not pushing any buttons?
No one has yet mentioned the creepy gooey Gollum alien arms, because in space, aliens have a backup set of arms because arms are IMPORTANT, duh, and it's good to have some spares! This film completed me in a Jerry Maguireish way, and by that I mean, Renee Zellweger KNOWS that Jerry Maguire is a douchebag by the end but loves him just as much because she wanted to love him just that much, you know? Similarly, even when the dialogue was being silly and all the humans' problems were solved by GETTING HIGH and Olivia Wilde, it just made me love this movie all the more. Also, so Olivia Wilde can regenerate herself with fire, right? So basically the ship explodes in a fireball, so she regenerated, but then fell at least 300 feet to the ground, so whoopsies, dead again, but really all Daniel Craig has to do is find her dead body on the cliffs, set it on fire again, and then SEQUEL!
Totally! Or the rap breakdown in the I'm the Baby song from Dinosaurs, a.k.a. Family Guy with Muppets. Still know all the words, no matter how hard I try to forget them.
Are you questioning Gwyneth's integrity? You think she'd just endorse whatever brand paid her enough money? Quick, somebody tell Kraft and let's all have lots of fun!