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Pity. 98% of the food Cookie Monster tasted on Top Chef just went out the sides of his mouth and onto the floor.
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Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me
That lady's hat marked the Bedazzler's first and only foray into music video product placement.
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2/17/11 12:57 PM
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So Don Cheadle Thinks He Can Dance!?
Just join us, cause, uh, no one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
The Glass Micromenagerie
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Best New Party Game 29: Work Movies & Memorable Work Quotes
I don't think he's acting like a broken-down robot from the Awkward Robot Factory. In fact, this is exactly how I think a product of the Awkward Robot Factory would act.
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Dear South Carolina, What On Earth?
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Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real
Miley Cyrus ain't nothin to fuck with.
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1/20/10 4:49 PM
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The Truth Is We All Want To Be At A Miley Cyrus Dance Party
Now when I yell at people in a hospital, I can just say I was practicing for the Shirley Maclaine-in-Terms-of-Endearment level of Yoostar.
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12/18/09 1:11 PM
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That’s Your Videogame:
Yoostar
"Sock it to me!" -Everyone, all the time this decade
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12/14/09 12:38 PM
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What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade?
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Christina Before Childprotectiveservices.
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David After Dentist, Behold Your Legacy!
Homeslice. Doy.
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You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
Make that 4. Austin-area monsters should just get it over with and fuck (eat pizza) already.
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You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
Coming up with a good MLIT is the hardest thing I've had to do in 100 years.
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Videogum’s Teen Korner: My Life Is
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What To Get For The Jew Who Has Everything/Cancer
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World’s Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level
As graceful as a giraffe on rollerskates. A giraffe with herpes on rollerskates.
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11/20/09 3:50 PM
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Private: People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give for your comment.
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11/3/09 4:41 PM
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BREAKING: Jason Schwartzman has signed on to do the adaptation of SuDoku.
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Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason
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Let’s All Pitch In And Buy The Rights To Terminator, You Guys!
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