Gabe, I'm calling you out on this hoax. This is clearly a clip from the never-before-seen director's cut of Jacob's Ladder. It was originally removed in order for the film to obtain an R rating.
Scott Weiland is at least ten years older than me, and has been battling heroin addiction his entire adult life, and still gets to make music videos. I'm a vegeterian and work out five times a week, and when I go to a club, people look at me like I'm there to spy on my kids.
I forgot what point I was gonna make here, a fact which itself proves that yeah, people do age.
When I was in middle school, my mom was giving me a ride home from a Boy Scout meeting. Well, she had to stop by the grocery store to pick up a few things, so she sent me in to get them. In my Boy Scout uniform. And of course, the most popular girl in school was also in the grocery store at the same time. She saw me, and the only thing running through my head as I anticipated the next day at school, when she would tell all the other popular kids that I was 14 and still in Boy Scouts, knowing that I would be roundly mocked for the rest of the school year, was, "At least I don't have my Nobel Peace Prize with me."
I'm going to start writing letters again, just so I can use the signoff "Vodka and fudge," in place of "Sincerely,". First stop, my congressman!
Vodka and fudge,
Jim
Weird. I was just saying to myself, "I hope they serve a depiction of the unfortunate effects of explosive diarrhea in 'I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell'".
Following that mayor with a Real Housewives of Atlanta? Jeez, this turned into Unflatteringvideosofafrianamericanwomengum so slowly, I hardly even noticed.
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