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The first one was the best because it was has a floating dirty white shirt giving up his badge and gun.
i'M sOoooooo drukn rigth nooowwwww. danm yooouuu, Gabbbe!
You're going to have blood on your hands, Gabe. Blood and vomit.
I thought his show on HBO (Lucky Louis) was pretty funny. It's a shame it was canceled so soon.
Does anyone have a bike pump? I need to connect it to my head and pump it until my head explodes.
*cue "Don't You Forget About Me"
Sometimes, I feel like Videogum is an SUV going forty miles an hour with Gabe Da Cake Eatur driving.
Between Harvard's version of Kathy Griffin, Camille and Sebastian in museum and Cole showing up at PC's party, this is the funniest episode of the season, hands down. Also, how is Cole not being tried for attempted murder with all the smothering that has gone on?
Watching Tool fans during My Bloody Valentine's set was easily best part of All Points West.
Maybe the writers will have Vinny Chase pull a Joaquin Phoenix (or a reverse Mark Wahlberg) and try to start a rap career. But since that would require some creativity, I doubt it would happen.
Finally! I've been waiting for hipsters and furries to come together.
Bela Caroli has been taking out his enemies like this for years.
Anyone else notice at the end of the episode, when they were all drinking the most expensive wine in the house, Turtle exclaims "This wine is INSANE." Yeah, motherfuck Entourage.
So he claims to be a "proud non-reader" and an example of the success that can be achieved by dropping out but he starts a foundation combating the drop the dropout problem? What?
Please don't give up on Sebastian.
I've always thought Meatloaf was a Cash 4 Gold kind of guy.
Your commitment to your role is impressive, Gabe. You even typed like you were in an AOL chat room and everything!
I suggest Dead Like Me and Freaks and Geeks, two shows that left us waaay too soon. *falls backwards*
I know it's seven months away, but what does everybody have lined up for Presidents Day? Seriously though, that line killed me.
No mention of that woman going apeshit all over Camille's closet? "Seriously? That was two seasons ago."
Nat Baldwin wins best music video performance for his convincing portrayal of a llama.
Well, it's Human Nature to eventually pass away. It was a shame his heart couldn't Beat It. It seems like the Smooth Criminal was under cardiac arrest. Okay, I'm done. You will be missed, Mike.
Ann looks like she owns an armada of cats.
Yes. It seems like Crystal Castles shows fall are either an amazing clusterfuck of energy, music and light or Alice Glass tantrums. You get a show both ways.
Crystal Castles were out of control on Bonnaroo. Then again, their set started at 1 am and the dark tent filled with glow sticks and fog made the experience intense, so a 5 pm set would probably be less enjoyable. I think you can't lose either way (assuming your choices were Fleet Foxes and Crystal Castles).
This is just like The Squid and the Whale. Except without the kid wiping his jizz on library books.
The lady's face at the beginning of Universal Mind Control (1:01) is priceless. DIDDY DIDDY BANG BANG!
Good lawd, Norah Jones is lookin' good.
They just performed on Letterman and now they have their own category in today's Jeopardy. They're really hitting the big time.
The word "gully" definitely needs to be used more often.
@west I thought that was far and away the funniest part of the show. "Was yo' mama a human and your papa a bear or was papa a human an' your mama a bear or was it they're both bear and when you were a baby you were bit by human?" "YOU TALK EXACTLY LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME."