The Iron Lady Pressed Your Shirts Again Today, So You'd Have More Free Time: Maybe You Might Like to Pick Your Brother Up from Soccer Practice Tonight.
I agree. I think the Perimeter Warning System should send a warning text to anybody who crosses the safety line, so that this never has to happen to anyone every again.
Word up to my Melbourne homies. (I guess that's supposed to be my attempt at rapper speak.) I will definitely be joining you on the red carpet, my friend.
Ohmygoodness I bought that movie for $4 from K-Mart the other day. It just boggles the mind. My favourites are the scene where he recites the alphabet at the top of his lungs to his therapist (just to prove he knows how filing works) and the one where he jumps on top of his Spanish secretary's desk and terrorizes her with angry yelling and pointing for apparently no reason whatsoever. Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius.
This is probably the best Christmas card I will ever receive. (Which, I guess, kind of isn't saying much - I mean, it's already beaten every card of my life, but it only really has to hold its spot on top of the boards against 2011's Christmas card, and then, you know... game over.)
'I know what you're thinking. "Did I put six treats in his bowl, or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a full set of baby teeth, the most powerful biting instruments in the world, and could bite your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself on question: "Do I feel generous?" Well? Do ya, roommate?'
– Escape from Hollywood: the Randy & Evi Quaid Story
– Sea Monkeys 3D
– That Giant Black Cat Thing That People See in Scotland or Wherever- from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan. (in 3D in select theatres)
– DreamWorks' School for Sasquatches
– And Then The iPhone Vibrated... (Based on the Japanese horror hit "日本語 そしてiPhoneは振動した")
– Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
Awwww, actually that last one I want to happen for reals.
I know I'm tardy to the party 'cause we're a little behind on Community in Australia, (If you didn't catch that because of my accent, that was: "I know I'm lorry to the lorry 'cause we're a little shrimp on the barbie in Austrlorry') but was that a cameo from the Humanimals in Britta's harem???
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6351/vlcsnap2010112301h45m35.png
I nearly did a spittake on that one.
I feel that Dorothy should be a bit more relatable, like maybe with one flaw or something. If she could be brunette, plain and clumsy. And maybe she can be caught up in the impossible dilemma of choosing which of her three travelling companions she will be in love with for eternity – the vampire, the werewolf or the fucking FAIRY.
Also, the Wizard is James Cameron in a motion capture suit, controlling everything from behind a green screen.
A Walk to Remember: Touching tale of 7 nursing home residents who start an excercise group in order to fight off the onset of dementia. Judi Dench and Jim Broadbent star.
Argh. Supposed to be a reply to Jobes further up! But Randy Newman could probably score yours too, Tstrong. He's that talented.
(Also, your avatar is the best thing there is.)
Perfect! And Randy Newman can do the music. Or STING!!!
(It also probably should read ‘learns that it’s not always easy to walk in someone else’s shoes’. Definitely a Randy Newman song, that way…)
Perfect! And Randy Newman can do the music. Or STING!!!
(It also probably should read 'learns that it's not always easy to walk in someone else's shoes'. Definitely a Randy Newman song, that way...)
The Human Centipede: Set in the lush jungles of South America, Disney/Pixar's 'The Human Centipede' follows Caezar, a clumsy arthropod who just wishes he was a creature with a few less feet. When an ancient Mayan spirit grants Caezar his wish, he learns the importance of walking in somebody else's shoes. Animated. PG. Starring Tracy Morgan, Kristen Bell and Martin Short.
Oh em gee, yes! I've submitted Fool's Gold like 3 times already. If that movie is not the OPPOSITE of an enjoyable romantic action comedy, with sizzling chemistry between two of Hollywood's most lovable leads and a slew of hilarious supporting characters working their way through a solid, well-built storyline towards a rewarding climax, then I do not know what is.
Also, this is just a normal woman's body, and NOT an alien from the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull at all:
http://www.impawards.com/2008/posters/fools_gold.jpg
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